Hipsters

Consider this: A pack of wild Hipsters.
Macfag, Starbucks-swilling Hipsters nearing your autistic home. Trampling your autistic lawn. Texting your autistic daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're Redditors. The Hipster leader grabs your 2hu and fucks her with his iPhone app.
The primal Hipsters finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on iTunes and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Programming.


    for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
    {
        switch(i)
        {
            case 0: doFirst();
            case 1: doSecond();
            case 2: doThird();
            case 3: doFourth();
            case 4: doFifth();
            case 5: doSixth();
            case 6: doSeventh();
            case 7: doEighth();
            case 8: doNinth();
            case 9: doTenth();
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