Make a gorillon dola

Today someone offered me to join a game dev team leaded by a 19 year old visionary who built the structure of the team around the espresso machine he got in Christmas and asks me to help him assemble his shit with the following tools:

-unity game engine™
-The downright retarded son Ritchie and Microsoft, AKA C"thingy".
-Linus
-A couple of graphic artists that just got Photoshop and Blender 4 from TPB.
-fat westabo "fujoshi" as leader of the artistic team made of her and the aforementioned artists.
-A book about shaders that seems about right, about right to clean my ass with.
-The scriptting is done in "jeive script." Literal words from his mouth.
-Music is supposed to appear from somewhere.


So, should I join the team and try to fuck the leader of the artistic team? I think I have a chance since I'm the best looking of the group, when I was close to her she did smell like Doritos, that did turn me on, so /prague/ can I have your wise advice? How do I handle this big woman?

And about the title, I was told that I'd get 15% of the profit made from selling the game on steam that was gonna be a lot because it was gonna dethrone minecraft.

>>1
If you have a fetish for fat fucks, fly to America.

>How do I handle this big woman?
Wrap her with something that makes easier to maneuver her on bed, maybe a full body suit with strap on the sides so you can grab it and hold her while you both roll around.

See guys? Sepples has its uses.

>>3
America is negrocracy.

Fat people are disgusting.

Startups a shit.

kickstart my anus

>>5
More like necrocracy.
They're actually making it legal for dead people to vote now.

/prague/ that's fucking genius
/prawg/
/prog/
/pog/
/pg/
/g/

slash pea are oh gee slash is a place where programmers get to be so random ecks dee

OP, try it out.  If you realize the Dorito-chomper doesn't want your 8====D, use it to get another job listing it as work experience.  Then you can steal the code and post it here.

``Senior front-end programmer''.
200+ tries to send a POST request in js.

>>1
Blender 4 from TPB
Where'd you get the serial code generator for it?

This is the greatest fucking thread on the internet right now.

>>5
America is not a *cracy. Because America is not a country

How do you keep track of gorillons of dolla?

GORILLON.BAS accounting suite