So if it's summer in North America

Is it winter in South America?

Sorry, I can't into spherical planets rolling around in space.

Are there any planets that are NOT spheres?

>>18
So that leaves, what, Africa?

>>21
Hate speech laws
Cryptography renders them practically useless.  That is, unless you want to go outside and have a "god hates fags" protest or something.  But I do see your point, free speech should be absolute (up to threats of immediate violence, of course).

exorbitant taxes
I'm an eternal student, so it actually works out in my favour.

government-controlled health care
I'd rather have that than have to pay for it.

>>23
What if you encrypt it with Cory Doctorow's public key, then send it via Tor?