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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 2:26

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 2:41

Favorite Artists: Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Chicago, George Winston, ZARD, Kouzou Murashita.
Unfortunately, my own requirements include musical taste beyond a grade-school level.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 3:02

>>2
Your so edgy bro. How do I be jew like you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 3:08

>>3
psytrance.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 3:09

Late thirties, clearly overweight and still picky?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 3:10

>>3
edgy
Bitch please. I take my music seriously and I'm going to date a women who cites Nickelback as a favorite artist, it isn't going to be some middle age whale that judges a man by which operating system he prefers.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 4:50

>>3
I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton Bradley Crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
I had a Roger Daitrey cape on
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me . . .
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Somewhat later on
I woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In the sunrise
Later she came back
With a rumpled paper sack
Which she told me would contain
A surprise

She stuck her hand right in it to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprised she got'em
Take a Charleston pimp to spot 'em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me ...
Plastic leather, 14 Triple D

I said: I wonder what's the shoes for
She told me: Don't you worry no more
And got right down there on the tile floor:
Now Darling STOMP ALL OVER ME! ...
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

Is this something new
Having people stomp on you?
Is it what I need to do
For your pleasure?
What is this, a quiz?
Don't you worry what it is
It is merely just a moment
I can treasure

By te

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 5:15

jesus fucking christ

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 5:51

>>1
2. Someone who maintains their own server (Required, Linux preferred)
3. Someone who will let me help them maintain their own server (Required)
Lost it at this point. I just can imagine her imagining them bonding via managing a personal server together in an idyllic fashion.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-10-23 5:59

>>9
It's required for her to help maintain your personal server? How about she fucks off and gets her own server and admins it, instead of fucking up mine?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 6:40

I'll just leave this here: http://p.twpl.jp/show/orig/U7QDD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:14

/beta mockbirds/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 12:22

>>12
beta mockbirds

e mbirds

back to /?/ ???

I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 13:22

>>13
Go back to some irrelevant place whose name >>12 can't even spell?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 13:38

Languages: Java, PHP, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Excel VBA (I have also recently started using Ruby and C).

Disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 13:44

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:09

No smokers. (Required)
Well fuck off then.  I smoke, I do drugs, I wear leather and I ride a motorcycle, that's how tough I am.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:16

>>1
In case she learns about robots.txt:
Background
----------
======================
After having spent one too many years not interacting
with the opposite sex, I began to feel like I would
never find a partner, and so it is with a sense of urgency
that I've decided to invite people to contact me here.

Preferences
------------
1. No smokers. (Required)
1. No one whose personality changes when they drink. (Required)
1. Someone who has at least 5 friends from elementary school,
   high school, or university that they still keep in contact with.
1. Someone who has professional relationships, which have lasted
   at least one year, with over 20 people (this includes relationships
   on Facebook).
1. Someone who can speak with his neighbors (regardless of their age
   or gender) for at least 30 minutes.
1. Someone who enjoys interacting with young children.
1. Someone who likes eating vegetables and natto.
1. Someone who can speak with a person of non-Japanese descent for
   over 20 minutes (even if the spoken language is Japanese).
1. Someone who does not blame other people for his own problems.
1. Someone who can make plans for leisure activities (trips, hobbies)
   and execute those plans.
1. Someone who does not become jealous of rich, beautiful or famous
   people.
1. Someone who does not compare himself to others, gloating or feeling
   a general sense of superiority.
1. Someone who strives to always better himself.
1. Someone who can tolerate social gaming companies like Zynga, GREE,
   or Mobage.
1. Someone who prefers Mac/Linux to Windows.
1. Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become violent. (Required)
1. Someone who does not compare me to my mother.
1. Someone capable of basic greetings. ("Good morning", "good night",
   "thank you" required.)
1. Someone who feels they are happy no matter what their current
   circumstances may be.
1. Someone who can share in doing housework/chores.
1. Someone who does not force their beliefs on other people.
1. Someone who treats women equally.
1. Someone who can be open about money and how they earn a living.
1. Someone who sympathizes with the work of Peter Drucker and who
   has adopted some of his "seven principles".
1. Someone capable of at least basic interaction with anyone, regardless
   of race, creed, or class.
1. Someone who does not, under any circumstances, become
   uncontrollably angry. (Required)
1. Someone who has at least one hobby outside of work.
1. Someone who can play classic or jazz piano.
1. Someone who can go the winter without turning on the AC/heater.
1. Someone who plays at most only 1 hour of videogames a day, or at most
   only 30 minutes of TV.

(The following preferences apply to programmers and other engineers)

1. Someone who writes beautiful code--it makes me cry tears of joy. (Required)
1. Someone who maintains their own server (Required, Linux preferred)
1. Someone who will let me help them maintain their own server (Required)
1. Someone with public repos on Github (Required)

Do not contact me if:
---------------------
1. You have become angry after reading the above preferences.
1. You have decided to send me hate mail after reading the above preferences.

My Profile
----------
* Age: Late 30's
* Gender: Female
* Marriage history: None
* Height: 154cm
* Weight: ? (I'd like to lose some)
* Personality: Laid back, a little stubborn, straightforward, optimistic,
  curious
* Favorite words: "justice", "potential", "freedom", "contribute"
* Profession: Software Engineer/general management at a social gaming
  company (I have beenworking as an engineer for 7 years: Java ->
  mobile content -> social games -> kicking back in general affairs).
* Languages: Java, PHP, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Excel VBA (I have also
  recently started using Ruby and C).
* DB: MySQL, Oracle, Sybase, PostgreSQL
* OS: MacOS, Linux, Windows
* PC: MacBook Pro Retina, Mid 2012 (finally bought a new one after
  3 and 1/2 years!)
* Other devices: iPhone 5 (White), the latest iPad (White), Softbank 912SH
  (Black), Nintendo 3DS (Pink), PSP-3000 (Pink), Wii, PS3 (CECH-3000B).
* Games: Taiko no Tatsujin Series (I own almost the entire series, and can just
  barely beat some 9-star levels on the highest difficulty on the home and arcade
  versions. I sometimes play at the local arcade.), Monster Hunter Series
* Smoking: Never have.
* Alcohol: 1-2 times per year.
* Favorite Artists: Lady Gaga, Billy Joel, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Chicago,
  George Winston, ZARD, Kouzou Murashita.
* Hobbies: Baseball (I like the Yomiuri Giants), piano, computers
* Favorite books: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen Richards
  Covey

Bio
---
It's been 7 years since I moved to Tokyo. I thought I could find someone
anytime I wanted, but before I knew it I turned 30. I work as a Software
Engineer, but am interested in management and business strategy as well.
On the weekends I often attend public events and seminars held in my
neighborhood, but for the most part I read, write down ideas I have based on
my experiences working in the industry, and play the piano. I'd like to find
someone who I can live leisurely with, allowing us both to enjoy our work and
personal lives.

Contact Information
-------------------
If you've read the above preferences and feel you match at least 28/30 of them
(30/34 for software engineers), please contact me:

email:norinori2222@gmail.com

FAQ
---
* Q1: Is there an age limit?
* A1: You must be at least 20 years old. There is no upper limit.

* Q2: Is there a minimum salary you are looking for?
* A2: No.

* Q3: Is there a minimum education level you are looking for?
* A3: No.

* Q4: I'm not very confident in my looks...
* A4: I don't discriminate based on looks.

License
-------
Copyright © 2012 Noriko Higashi

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:24

Gender: Female
Female is a sex, not a gender.  Perhaps you meant woman?  Gender is pig disgusting legacy shit.

Someone who prefers Mac/Linux to Windows.
I wouldn't want to be with someone who would accept being with someone who routinely uses closed-source governmental-spyware-infested software.

Someone who does not force their beliefs on other people.
Uh oh, expect someone with a fractally wrong worldview and a strong allergy to criticism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:25

>>18
Can you even set up robots.txt on GitHub? How would that work?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:26

>>20
I think it was a tongue-in-cheek reference to Léa Cul-Vert's Star Rating Algorithm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:26

I saw this epic thread on /jp/
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9923751

needles to say, over 9000 lulz were had

(i'm sageing because it's polite, in before people get buttowned and angery)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 14:41

>>18

Weight: ? (I'd like to lose some)
No thanks!
---
PC: MacBook Pro Retina, Mid 2012 (finally bought a new one after 3 and 1/2 years!)
No thanks!
---
Languages: Java, PHP, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Excel VBA
Someone who writes beautiful code--it makes me cry tears of joy. (Required)
Get out. Who's going to translate my code in VBA for you to to read it?
---
Someone who will let me help them maintain their own server (Required)
No way, girl. You stay away from my server *and of course* my mail.
---
Favorite Artists: Lady Gaga (...)
Favorite books: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen Richards Covey
Illiterate proletariat... That alone is a total deal breaker.
Sorry, it's not going to work with you, Noriko.
Lower-class, middle-class, and the rest.
It's not only about the money, dear.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 15:23

Where can I find a girlfriend who will play video games and watch anime with me? I want to cosplay with her and we can love each other, and she won't call me weird and leave me?
--------------------------------------------------------
94% of teens won't stand up for Christ, copy and paste this into your signature if you're one of the 6% who do.
"Hazukashii serifu kinshi!"
~Aika-Chan
"I'm The Man Who Will Become Pirate King!"
~Straw Hat Luffy
_.-=Free Gendo Ikari fansclub=-._

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 15:52

>>22
Thanks for the link. I told them about this thread so they can discuss it here :).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 16:01

>>25
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Well, actually, they aren't so terrible (compared to /g/).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 16:14

>>25
/jp/ is sort of fine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 16:38

>>27
It's better than these people: http://redd.it/11xrwr

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 17:24

>>16
That isn't her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 17:33

Another shitty fiocista hag

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 18:13

>>18,23
Dear idiot(s),

If you're not posting code, why are you using code tags?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 18:44

>>22
epic thread on /jp/
needles to say
over 9000
lulz
i'm sageing because it's polite
buttowned

Back to the fuck to the imageboards you aspie weeaboo cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 18:47

>>32
I'm not sure who the autist is in here.

On second thought, autist might be a bit too generous.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:30

Alcohol: 1-2 times per year.
Fuck that! More like 1-2 times semiweekly...

>>2 already nailed the music tastes. Hah
I love the level of desperation, yet still the level of pickiness she's displaying - no thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:31

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 19:32

Issue #30
It's nice to be demanding and to have high expectations. But usually these things go both ways.
The way the man's characteristics are specified is quite objective. If that's fine for one side, it should be fine for the other side as well.

Men usually seek some specific and objective characteristics too... Especially things like physical appearance, sexual skills (and offerings) etc. They are at least as important to a man, as are your requirements important to you.

From the questions, it is quite obvious that the required male subject is mating material of extremely high value (and niche interests). Such are of extremely short supply, The kind of man you are describing does not lack woman attention at all, and is never going to "gamble" with a woman he can't evaluate upfront.

I don't believe you will hear from any such candidates, unless they see "no-bullshit" offerings from your side.

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