The only reason

"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture and as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream, more charged."

-- Al Goldstein, Pornographer

If anyone trespasses onto my land under any pretext (including but not limited to agricultural permits, confiscating my photolithography machine, my general purpose computers, my cryptography software, or any of my data), they're going to see the nasty end of my gun.