I'm fucking sick of shitting

Every single time I go to the bathroom, I get some shit nuggets stuck to my anus. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

It all started when they told me to eat more fiber. I would always shit once a week, have a solid turd and the toilet paper always came clean after that.

take more fiber XD

I did, now I'm like this. Instead of doing the usual sweep motion, now I have to grab my anal hair with wet toilet paper and pull, so I don't smear the fresh shit all over my ass. I also squat instead of sitting, which has improved marginally my shitting experience.

What the fuck should I do? Should I shave my ass hair? Should I take even more fiber?

What the fuck should I do? I'm really desperate.

use babyWIPES, fellow /blog/ger!

Also, time your shits so that you shit before you shower.  Then you finger that asshole and find your prostate.  Good times_...  You also will want to wash your asshole, hopefully using a washable item that has some soap on it.  Remember: wash from your head down to your toes. 
Asshole
()*() never
gets washed
1st!