Git is Patriarchal Scum

http://megan.geek.nz/how-git-shows-the-patriarchal-nature-of-the-software-industry/

Die Git scum, die!

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Another option is to use a handle/pseudonym. This is also fraught with problems. Even if you are able to predict your one day need for it, if you are developing in a professional capacity this can come across as unprofessional to many current and future employers.
It was pretty common in the SNES/MegaDrive era for Japanese game developers to use a pseudonym instead of their real name.