>>4
It's some Finnish meme. They post a picture of a bastardization of pedobear and say it's "ebin" or "e/b/in" because "epic" is wordfiltered on the big Finnish imageboards.
Imageboarders get upset by it, in which case you just remind them that pedobear himself is a bastardization of a Japanese character, and that 4chan has had its fair share of zany catchphrases.
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Anonymous2012-10-17 12:36
>>5
Imageboard freshies also get upset when you reveal to them that ``pedobear'' is a bastardization of pretty kuma, REALLY upset. The younger they are, the more upset they will be, literally. I fucking guarantee it like George Zimmerbergsteinman.
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Anonymous2012-10-17 12:39
And how would you have us make dynamic web pages, if not with Javascript?
>>7
Have you ever been reading a book and thought, ``Wow, this book sure is great, but I'd like the text to move and do cool things!''
No? Then don't expect the same of web pages, ``faggot''.
Okay, so how would you host an application on a web page if not by making the page dynamic. Are you suggesting we go back to shoving flash and java applets in everything?
come on javascript guys, have you not started the scheme revolution yet. Make it a requirement on your pages, like we did in the 90's with shockwave player. Also tell them that IE is shit, and they should use another browser.
>>16
The web isn't meant for ``applications''. Only Apple losers think this. ``Web apps'' are...
- not scriptable by the shell
- slow
- proprietary by nature
- subject to change or disappear without the ability to save a copy of the software
- grossly intrusive on user privacy by nature
Pretty much the worst case software possible, for users
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Anonymous2012-10-17 18:15
My clients want animated transitions for their galleries. What alternate do I really have? Flash?
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Anonymous2012-10-17 18:17
it's only 2012 if you're using the shit-tier gregorian calendar
>>31
Can CSS animate stuff like opacity or position?
I've heard CSS3 or 4 will have that shit, but like no browsers support it. I spend my time trying to get the current CSS to even work on old ass browsers like IE5 that so many people still use for some reason.
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Anonymous2012-10-17 18:31
I'm programming DCSS right now. Dynamic Cascading Style Sheets. Pure C#. Animations, content manipulation, everything.
It'll be the industry standard. I'll be somewhat rich. Within a decade, all you kiddy web designers will be including a .dcss link in your HTML headers.
>>33 Yes, and with canvas and svg.... Just be sure to use Scheme instead.
Use DCSS with scheme NOW! I need to make a AWK version, and ksh93 too.
>>30
I used International Fixed Calendar, and it is still 2012. However my clients get confused when I date my things today as 2012-11-13 IFC, so I had to stop using it.