/prog/ - If you settle for Javascript...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 20:19

...you settle for mediocrity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 20:24

Mediocrity... and speed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 20:26

... and shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 10:48

Ubiquity and anality.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 10:56

Shit and shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 10:56

Shit and shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 11:35

...you didn't develop an alternative that left the world in a state of astonishment, ultimately leading to the complete abandonment of Javascript in favor of your special brain child.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:12

javascript might suck dick but json is a blessing from god

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:21

>>8
JSON is S-exps for those who fear simplicity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:31

should i standardize a new data exchange format based on s-exps

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:32

>>9
except i would have to write my own s-exp interpreter for any language that isn't hipster shit

with json i just google it and install the library

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:36

>>1
https://www.google.com/search?q=s+expressions+python

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 13:58

>>11
It takes about 40 seconds to write a sexparser. If it takes longer, you should reconsider your choice of language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 14:14

>>13
It depends on what kind of sex it parses. Not many do anal!

Name: FTFY 2012-10-13 17:09

...you settle for garbage.
NaNNaNNaNaNNaNNaNaNNaNNaNNaNNaN

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 19:20

>>7
...you didn't develop an alternative that left the world in a state of astonishment

It's called Shen.

http://www.shenlanguage.org/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 21:09

>>16
Symta:



k (?/3),int? 100,rng

Shen:



(filter [0 (+ 1) (= 100)] (/. X (integer? (/ X 3))))

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 22:56

I want the Shitta fagstorm to leave

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 23:19

>>18
the spam wars commence.

the only way to win is not to play

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 23:20

>>10
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-13 23:28

>>18
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 19:53

Check em.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 20:16

I was in Japan, but it didn't really seem like Japan because there were too many white people. The people I interacted with in the dream were all caucasian at least. The Asians were just the background people, like extras in a movie. Anyways I was walking through some sort of mall. The stores were interconnected so you walk through a door and you're in the next store. I seemed to have a set destination in mind, since I wasn't browsing any of the stores and was weaving through them all. I accidentally bump into a Japanese lady and mutter something and rush off, realizing I'm in Japan and don't actually know how to apologize. So, naturally I ask twitter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 21:01

Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.

If you settle for Javascript...

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