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Low-Level JavaScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 5:05

http://lljs.org/

Soon it will be JavaScript ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HARDWARE! Enjoy the brave new world.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-10-10 5:26

C-like type system with manual memory management
They removed the parts of JS that people actually want when they use it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 6:54

Just wait until you see how much memory it hogs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 8:16

>>2
C-like type system
Okay, now we're getting somewhere

Manual memory management
I can just imagine the node.js kiddies trying to manage their own memory. I want this to happen just to see it all come crashing down in a storm of segfaults.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 10:08

>>4

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 10:09

>>4
C-like type system
Okay, now we're getting somewhere
No, we're not.  C's type system is a fucking joke, even for a portable assembly.  Really poor choice of a type system for a low-level language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 10:19

*sizeof(anus)*sizeof(anus)*sizeof(anus)*sizeof(anus)

SEGFAULT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 10:46

disgusting

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 10:48

>>6
What do you recommend then?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 11:35

>>9
Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 12:17

>>10
So, no types?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 12:28

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 12:28

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 12:29

Low-Level JavaScript that "compiles to JavaScript".

What the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:21

>>14
In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only JavaScript.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:35

>>15
I'm sure but how do you gain any optimizations if you compile to Javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:49


struct Node {
  Node *next;
  int value;
};

let Node *head = new Node, *tail = head;

function Node *add(int value) {
  let Node *next = new Node;
  next->value = value;
  tail->next = next;
  tail = next;
  return next;
}


FORCED TYPEDEF OF STRUCTS

Seppals-quality

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 15:15

It's not JavaScript. It has less in common with JavaScript than Java does!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 16:33

>>17
#define function
#define let

VALID SEPPLES CODE

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 17:40

>>19
Valid C code.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 18:11

>>20
new
not struct Node *
Have you read your K&R today?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 18:14

(make-Node)

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 17:42


Three things are being declared here: an anonymous enumerated type is declared, ShapeType is being declared a typedef for that anonymous enumeration, and the three names kCircle, kRectangle, and kOblateSpheroid are being declared as integral constants.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:13


ah good to see i'm not alone. also pretty sure this is a bug, but i noticed that your hunger meter drops a lot faster (like as if you had a bunch of "大食【大】" seals equipped.

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