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Website Idea

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 21:55

I want to make a website. I have the knowledge, the gear, the time, the money to buy food. The only problem is that I have no idea what to make. I had some but they all turned into Wikipedia...

In my vision the website should:
- be usable anonymously (i.e. no accounts)
- have a very simple concept and layout
- be user-contributed
- not recreate anything that already exists
- solve a general problem online
- be legal to operate, at least in some countries (meh)
- fit into less than 50 TiB of storage and be usable with a 10 Gbit/s uplink

If anyone posts a good idea, I will implement it and post a link here in a few months.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 21:59

Write a dubz miner.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:02

Make a public HTTP proxy that replaces em-dashes with ,,--''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:12

I have an idea.

Make a pornsite where the user can upload a picture of a girl and -by virtue of clever facial recognition and data mining- is offered porn videos of look-alike.

You will probably be a millionaire, if you succeed. Men of the 21st centuries do not court the woman they are in love with. They just look for a video of her sucking and fucking another man.

See you in a few months.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:13

a 3d dungeon with svg graphics

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:29

a sex dungeon with svg graphics

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:45

a sexp dungeon with LISP graphics

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:55

a Lisp dungeon with 3d parens

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 22:57

A website hosting the development of a ReCAPTCHA OCR program.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:04

>>4
Pornography is Jewish. Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:13

>>10
Corea invented pornography, nida.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-07 23:15

NORTH KOREA IS BEAST KOREA

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 0:08

Hey OP. I had a super simple idea for a website that lets you store equations on your account so you can easily retrieve them from any computer you're on.

It would have a section for equation name, assumptions, comments, etc.

The website would also have a general area where you can search for equations. It would be super simple to code. The challenging part would be building the database of equations while making sure you don't have a bunch of redundant shit. I was going to do it but I didn't want to buy the server hosting and you can't really do this on a shared one since you need to install latex and all that jazz.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-10-08 5:22

IC pinouts database, which supports reverse-search.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 5:40

- solve a general problem online
So... you don't actually have a website idea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 6:35

>>4
This is good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 8:48

I have a website and an idea, but no programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 8:50

>>15
I think the point of this thread was to generate ideas to do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 10:25

A simple, open ``sort-of imageboard'' like juvo.se (RIP)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 10:39

>>19

I want to do a nicer looking "sort of" image board with optional login (only to keep names), but with not home page or navigation.

Gatta guess the boards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 11:23

Create a website to spy uav drones in real time within google maps.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 11:31

>>20
canv.as!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 11:32

Just make an imageboard with tags for non-weeaboos. Something like Danbooru but more minimal and grid-based.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 13:11

>>23
Just make an imageboard with tags for non-weeaboos.
It's called canv.ass

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 13:44

Make a program that will detect weeaboos, find weeaboos, torture weeaboos and kill weeaboos.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 14:30

Make a program that will detect non-weeaboos, find non-weeaboos, torture non-weeaboos, kill non-weeaboos and take their dead ass back to Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 15:12

>>26
A morbidly obese basement-dwelling manchild uttering ``nee-chan'' in a low, almost guttural voice. He is hunched over his keyboard, sitting awkwardly in his decaying office chair which is all but falling apart. Next to this creature is a semen-encrusted pillow featuring a pillow case with a faded picture of an anime girl, which he affectionately refers to as his ``waifu'', as he gently strokes its filthy surface with the chubby fingers of his left hand, whilst masturbating with his right. ``Nee-chan!'' the vile urchin groans. An explosion of thick, yellowish semen shoots out of his fat-buried phallus and lands on the pillow. ``Daisuki'', the autist whispers amiably, feeling accomplished. He looks the anime print in its over-sized, cold, lifeless eyes and gives a wink, as if he expected her to enjoy it if only she were real. What a great way to end the day, he thinks to himself. Before long, the beast had fallen asleep, without cleaning up, just sitting in his chair

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 15:25

>>27
Fuck you, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 15:32

>>28
``Nee-chan!'' the vile urchin groans.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 17:34

>>27
waifu
nee-chan
Daisuki
Never saw those words being mentioned in any of the official Touhou games.

Anime is shit for fagshits.

Fuck off back to the imageboards, fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 17:38

- fit into less than 50 TiB of storage and be usable with a 10 Gbit/s uplink
What are you plotting, Jew?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 17:56

A captcha trading system. Trade solved captchas for ``captcha credits''. Call it ``Cap 'n Trade''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 17:58

>>30
s/fagshit/fagstorm/;

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 18:00

>>31
FUCK OFF AND DIE, CRETIN.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 19:26

>>34
I'm a Jew, by the way. That's why I was asking him.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 20:30

>>30
Two of those words were used in the Touhou games.

Stop playing translations and learn Japanese, you 馬鹿!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 21:15

>>36
Nee-chan and Daisuki?[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 21:16

Sorry, forgot my sage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 22:41

>>37
Pretty sure Flandre uses (o)nee-chan to refer to Remilia, or Sakuya refers to Flandre as suck affectionately.

Fuck it if I'm playing those shitty games again. I moved on to real STGs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-08 22:57

Flandre
いつもお姉様とやり取りして
いるの、聞いていたわ

お姉様, not おねえちゃん.

STGs are shit.
Touhou Quake mod fucking when.

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