Moot and Zuckerberg

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and 4chan founder Christopher "moot" Poole were both marching arm in arm today at the 9th annual "Fighting Online Antisemitism" seminar in Tel Aviv, Israel. The seminar was blocked off to media but we got the opportunity to shortly speak to both Mark Zuckerberg and Christopher Poole as they were leaving.

"I have feared outing myself as a Jew for a long time. I have been afraid of the reaction from my supporters. I'm no longer afraid to admit I am Jewish. Online Antisemitism is no laughing matter and must be dealt with." said Mr. Poole. Before hoping in his cab Mr. Poole admitted he plans on moving to Jerusalem by years end. His new project canvas follows a strict anti-hate speech policy. By years end Mr. Poole has promised to implement a similar policy on his much more controversial site 4chan.

"Antisemitism is a disease." said Mr. Zuckerberg as he rushed to his limo. "My grandfather died in the holocaust and these cowards have the audacity to claim it never happened online." Mr. Zuckerberg seemed angered and in no mood for further discussion.

Not much is known about the topics of discussion at this years seminar but rumor has it one of the main topics of discussion was the IDF's efforts in building an online army of tolerance.

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>/bun/ founder Jones Sama, and 4chan X maintainer ``Mayhemme'' were both marching arm in arm today at the 9th annual "Fighting Online Antisemitism" seminar in Tel Aviv, Israel. The seminar was blocked off to media but we got the opportunity to shortly speak to both Jones Sama and Mayhemme as they were leaving.
>"I have feared outing myself as a Jew for a long time. I have been afraid of the reaction from my supporters. I'm no longer afraid to admit I am Jewish. Online Antisemitism is no laughing matter and must be dealt with." said Mr. Mayhemme. Before hoping in his cab Mr. Mayhemme admitted he plans on moving to Jerusalem by years end. His new project 4chan QR follows a strict anti-hate speech policy. By years end Mr. Mayhemme has promised to implement a similar policy for his much more controversial project 4chan X.
>"Antisemitism is a disease." said Mr. Sama as he rushed to his limo. "My grandfather died in the holocaust and these cowards have the audacity to claim it never happened online." Mr. Sama seemed angered and in no mood for further discussion.
>Not much is known about the topics of discussion at this years seminar but rumor has it one of the main topics of discussion was the IDF's efforts in building an online army of tolerance.

>>3
Jones Steinberg and ``Maybehymie''.

>>1
Christopher
That is christian name. Jews rarely convert to Christianity, but when they do, you do better be scared and careful, because both Lenin and Karl Marx were Jewish Christian. I.e. christian Jews stop being your usual money-hungry Hymies and start being messianic monsters.

>>5
In the conspiracy theory, Mootberg is also known as ``Robert Goins'' or ``Richard Goins''. ``CP'' is the alias.

army of tolerance
Thanks, I laughed.

>>6
So CP actually stands for [C]hristopher [P]oole and not what we all were thinking about?

>>8
/polecat kebabs/, paedofuck.

>>6
conspiracy theory
One of his close friends called him Robert on a Flickr image. He previously went by ``Robert Bopkins''. People shouted ``Robert'' at Otakon and he reacted instantly. It's not rocket science, he probably just changed his name before the Sarah Palin trial.

>>1
http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1311710418

Robert ``le backseat'' Bopkins is the international man of mystery. He's on Time magazine even though his true identity is completely unknown. Nobody knows what school he went to or can verify having him as a classmate. Nobody can find his address, phone number or any personal information. His /b/ board gets child pornography and posts about bomb threats or murders, but never gets shut down.

>>12
Even though it is  9 years already and everyone knows his ``[C]hristopher [P]ole name'' that had not been verified anywhere, no one even heard about where he lives at, nor his schools, anything at all. I smell jews.

>>13
Well, Christopher Poole looks Jewish and comes from New York - the most Jewish city outside of Israel. He also has curly hair, which pure Europeans dont have.

>>14
here:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/3/13/1300052907646/4Chans-Christopher-Poole--007.jpg

it doesn't look like he combs them. So we have to conclude he is Jewish or has Jewish ancestors.

And while Nazis do spared 1/2 Jews, we have absolutely no reason to mimic Nazis.

>>15
Great, another fucking T-shirt-under-pricky-bloke-shirt guy.

>>15
the need for vitamin D triggered the transition from dark to pale, translucent skin among modern humans. Specifically, the distribution of this trait suggests that this need may have (initially) grown so intense at certain (early) points that those among said (initially more deeply pigmented skinned) Northern-migrants with mutations for straighter hair survived and had children at (somewhat) higher rates. This early change in texture was likely subsequently followed by the accumulation of adaptively advantageous genetic changes that led to the above-mentioned skin-translucence. This argument is made based on the principle that straight fibers better facilitate the passage of UV light into the body relative to curly hair. It is substantiated by Iyengar's (1998) findings that UV light can pass through straight human hair roots in a manner similar to the way that light passes through fiber optic tubes (Iyengar, 1998).

>>2

>>15
guim
Moar like
GOYIM
am i rite?

U MENA ``Poot and Fuckerturd''

Excellent thread about programming.

>>21
You'll be licking my boots when the race wars come, like.

>>22

U MENA KIKE?

>>23
Yes.

>>22
Die in a fire, cretin.

>>22
When the race wars come, Jews will do http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option then launch a genetic virus, which kills anyone, who doesn't have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Aaron

>>26
Genetic viruses are clearly the future.

>>25
Sure, you are retarted, but are you GNU/retarted?

>>12-14
Why is it so hard to find any information about a public figure whose face is in the mainstream media, who testified in court? He's had 4chan running since 2003 and still nobody knows where he lives? He's like the Osama bin Laden of New York!

>>29
He's not Osama bin Laden. Rather Timothy Leary.

Timothy Leary
Smoke LSD everyday.

Mootberg doesn't care that random people are getting "doxed" but bans anyone who tries to post personal information about him.

>>31
Dr. Timothy Leary, the idol of the hippie generation, tells their side of the story: "These Jewish flower children joined the hippy movement out of rejection of the sham and hypocrisy cf their parents' life!" It is a scorching indictment of our adult society.

Parents who endured the years of depression, he explains, are insecure. They are on a weird machine-trip and hunger for material things. The Jewish home, he continues, has lost its original vitality. Judaism's idealism has been dulled. Once the real Pass- over Seder turned the kids on! Jewish kids were moved by the ecstasy of Jewish ceremonies. Now the rituals are blah. A mock Seder. A robot ritual. Just cheap substitutes.

You and I belong to that machine age. We fear unemployment, we dread those breadlines and those eviction notices. And in our zeal to avoid a repetition of those nightmares, the pendulum was swung to the opposite extreme.

Security, we now think, depends only on one factor - affluence. We assume falsely that happiness hinges on material belongings. Nothing else. And what a price we pay for this mistake!

The caustic criticism of Dr. Harold Weisberg, professor of Philosophy at Brandeis University, explains our predicament. "Jewish parents expect a strong ethical conscience from their children but neglect their own conscience!" The age of chivalry is now the age of chiselry.

The eminent sociologist, Dr. Edgar Friedenberg, bemoans our transition from a religion of discipline to a religion of expediency. Wehave even corrupted the English language and created a new and startling vocabulary. A cheat and a chisler is defined as a shrewd business man, while the honest, straight-forward man is synonymous with the naive fool.