Help me /prog/

I love this style:

if (c) {f();
        g();}
else {h();
      i();}


It reminds me of LISP and takes less screen space, but my boss is a Jew and refuses to accept it. What should I do?

#ifthenelse(x, f1, f2) if (x) { f1; } else { f2; }

ifthenelse (c,
           (f(), g()),
           (h(), i()));