/prog/ - HACKER NEWS

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 13:56

1. NODE.JS RULES AND RAILS IS GAY
2. RAILS RULES AND NODE.JS IS GAY
3. FUCK PHP!!!!!!!!!!
4. PYTHON IS PERFECTION
5. I LIKED HASKELL BEFORE IT WAS COOL
6. GO SCARES ME SO NO REASON :((

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 14:09

6. GO SCARES ME SO NO REASON
SO NO REASON
SO

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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:12

Re: Severe memory problems on 32bit Linux

You are right about the fact that it is an issue for long-running 32-bit programs. It may be possible to improve the situation by adhering to the following rules throughout your program:

- avoid struct types which contain both integer and pointer fields

- avoid struct types containing arrays such as [100]byte (replace it with *[100]byte or with []byte)

- avoid data structures which form densely interconnected graphs at run-time

- avoid deep call chains at run-time

- replace pointer identity with value equivalence (this can lead to a more explicit memory management in your program)

- if a data structure contains both long-lived and short-lived fields, move the short-lived fields into a separate data structure or into local variables of a function

- avoid integer values which may alias at run-time to an address; make sure most integer values are fairly low (such as: below 10000)

- if you are using caches to speed up your program, apply the rules mentioned here to redesign the cache. It may also help to use strings instead of structs as map keys.

- lower the overall memory consumption of your program

- carefully speed up your program (this may lead to a lower memory consumption in certain situations)

- call runtime.GC() (at the right moment)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:17

>>1
7. Ask HN: which BSD licensed tiling windows manager written in Clojure do you use?
8. I'm 29, am I too old to code?
9. Le singularity is near!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:34

>>3
leave it to Goy developers

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:37

>>4
10. How I left my family and founded a startup
11. I just mad $23.500 with Rails and some hype scam, losers.
12. Building a standing desk with my own turd boosted my productivity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:45

>>6
13. Hacker News isn't as good as it used to be
14. Hacker News is becoming too much like reddit
15. Hacker News is becoming too much like /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:49

>>7
16. Please upvote me
17. Please upvote me
18. Dude I fucking need more karma, upvote me already

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 15:54

19. How I got a handjob from Leah Culver in the men's room

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:16

20. Fuck the jews

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:19

21. Check out my .textmaterc file!
22. Check out my dubs!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:19

21.How do we get rid of le negative connotation associated with le word ``hacker'' in the last 20 years?
22.Why is my penis so small?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:20

23. Repost of a Reddit link
24. Why Repost of a Reddit link is wrong

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:26

25. Show HN: GitHub + Tetris = le Gitris
26. Why #{adage} is wrong

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:34

27. John Gruber explains why the latest Apple gaffe is really a good thing that you're just too stupid to realize, idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:39

28. What I learned from starting a startup
29. What I learned from writing "What I learned from starting a startup"

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 16:49

30. Selfspy - Tool for Personal Data Analytics (github.com)

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 17:09

HN was ok but now I prefer http://hackerjews.com/ !

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 17:18

>>18
godlike

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 17:43

Hacker Blues
Hacker Booze
Hacker Clues
Hacker Shoes
Hacker Snooze
Hacker Lose
Hacker Cruise

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 17:50

Jacker Muse
Lacquer Ooze
Stacker Crews
Backer Fuse

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 18:06

Stackover Flews
Checkem Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 18:56

Follow these simple rules:

1. Programming is web programming
2. Your domain name must have an .io extension.
3. Use only RoR and node.js
4. git is the only version control system
4-b. your project can be uploaded only at github
5. retro-computing is cool. fractals are cool. functional programming is cool. DIY is cool. startups are cool. (...)

HN = gay slashdot without trolls

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 20:20

2. Your domain name must have an .io extension.
https://www.nic.io/cgi-bin/whois?query=4chan.io

someone do it

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 20:52

I HACKED MY STARTUP

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 21:13

6. How I hacked my breakfast and self-improved into an ALPHA
7. Startups are not about money, but about changing the world -- from the author of famed ToDo List app, todoer.io
8. 100 Vim tips to make you into a Node.js god
9. How Github changed my life

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-30 22:02

>>26
todoer.io
not todr

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 0:27

>>24
bunghol.io

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 0:47

Hacker Nudes

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 0:49

>>24
It's $99/year. Send me the money and I'll do it. Please respond.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 0:55

>>30
Sure, it's 99 dollars, but is it Abelson dollars?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 0:58

>>31
It's Culver Dollars. Good enough?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 2:23

>>32
So, "99" dollars?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 2:28

>>32
Abelson is the Anticulver.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 10:30

Why Infographics Suck [INFOGRAPHIC]

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 18:48

36. Five Secrets to Finding the Technical Co-Founder of Your Dreams, and Keeping Him! (comso.com)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 19:08

>>36
by Leah Culver

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-01 19:42

>>37
Still waiting, Leah.

Name: Leah Culver 2012-10-01 23:32

>>38
Time to move on, guys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-02 1:24

>>39
Will you come to my university and give a lecture on your revolutionary Epsilon-0.30 Clamping Star Algorithm?

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