Event driven programming questions (sorry).

So lately I've been thinking about how an event driven framework/library would need to be implemented. I've come to the conclusion that you can't implement such functionality without using multiple threads, multiple processes or hardware interrupts and polling. Am I right?

Also, can somebody point me out to some academic sources that cover the theoretical implementation of event driven programming libraries?

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