>Live in australia
>Have one spider - a huntsman - that's permitted to live in the house. Huge fucker, he knows his place, eats the cockroaches and shit
>Murder other spiders. Fuckers stealing my bros food. Red backs, huge ass balls of fur and teeth.
>Somehow, huntsman's a huntswoman
>lays eggs, I don't notice
>SUDDENLY MUTINY, TINY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE
Don't trust them. Seriously.