The /prog/matic programmer

ANyways, so... I was reading The Pragmatic Programmer [1] and it occurred to me that we should probably boil these principles down for the novices amongst us. ITT things you want to carve into your colleagues' faces.

* KEEP IT FUCKING SIMPLE, MOTHERFUCKER!
* You're code is not ``clever'', it is autistic.
* Code is /not/ poetry or art. Go away! Fuck your OCD.
* This shit has been solved a thousand times over.
* You do not need to design with the latest and greatest in gang-of-four approved OOP design patterns, using infinitely scalable NoSQL solutions in hip new languages that compile down to JavaScript (srsly WTF?!), just to create a CRUD application.
* Not everyone gets off on code, some of us just want to make a living doing the least amount of effort that is required to deliver a consistent quality for an extended period of time.

I swear by god if I see one more AbstractControllerFactoryInterface

[1] http://pragprog.com/the-pragmatic-programmer, easily found online.

>>19
Please employ me to fuck you until one of us die. I want you so much, Cudder氏. Please.

#include <stdio.h>

void print(unsigned int x)
{
    if (x > 9) {
        print(x/10);
    }
    putchar('0' + (x%10));
}

int main()
{
    unsigned int i = 0;
    char c;
    while (EOF != (c = getchar())) {
        print(i++);
        putchar(' ');
        do {
            putchar(c);
            if (c == '\n') break;
        } while (EOF != (c = getchar()));
    }
    return 0;
}