So my friend made a double entendre

I then proceeded to congratulate him on his dubs. I checked his dubs, but not my privilege. Then he went on about how subs are better than dubs. I rebuked by informing him that his touhou waifu a shit and that he should consider reading SICP everyday. Another friend came and interjected for a moment to let us know that his dead dog haskal is terrible. I told him, ``listen here, jerkface, my infinite compression kebabs are made of polecats''. Then I realized my friends are actually me, none of this actually happened, and I might be schizophrenic or something. I am likely to be eaten by a grue. Still waiting, grue.
God says,
"This thread has peacefully ended."