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I can no longer...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:12

• do math
• retain knowledge
• read for more than a couple of pages
• form simple patterns
• solve simple problems
• play Touhou

Can any EXPERT PSYCHOLOGISTS tell me why this is?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:14

Too much drugs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:14

>>2
s/much/many/

It's a countable noun, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:25

I'm a certified neurologist. You probably have brain cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:28

>>3
Countable my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:31

>>5
s/able//

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:38

>>1
Go see an actual psychologist. You're unlikely to find anything other than patients here, I'm just one of them.

A simple answer is that you are not getting enough rest, i.e. good sleep.

Depression commonly affects concentration and retention as well, or you may have ADHD. A school counselor may provide you some insight for any of both, if you are still a student of some sort.

I personally found out about my own ADHD into my twenties, last year, as I hadn't had problems in school before, probably because it was too easy until College. My poor concentration and performance in my previous years I just ascribed to laziness.

And don't discount other disorders; they go annoyingly hand-in-hand.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:45

>>7
In some cases ADHD could help math, due to switching to a concurrent idea, while autist will bruteforce the failed one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 15:51

>>8
Oh, yes! I often trust that I'll come up with something just because my mind will wander into an alternative answer to a problem. Mood disorders and assorted mental shittery sometimes come with the side effect of making you more creative, somehow. Or at least that's what my psychiatrist tells me while berating me for letting it go to waste.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 16:05

My brain hates itself. I can only figure something out if I'm not actively trying to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 16:06

lay off the weed, big boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:06

I used to be like that. You know what I had to do? Stop masturbating.

Now I'm 200% better at math and I fuck my favorite Touhou in my dreams.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:31

>>12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

WARNING: Video mentions le Reddit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:02

>>13
Linking that video
Back to le imagereddits, ``jew''!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 19:14

>>13
Why do people think citing TED is okay?

Anyway, it mentions le Reddit, so it must be shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 20:55

obsessive compulsive dissorder can cause brain damage.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:29

>>15
Because TED Talks are slightly intellectually above those blog list articles, but have the same gimmicks and ironic twists about how something is a) fine, b) not fine, or c) otherwise different to however I originally thought of it. All in under 20 minutes, which is great because fuck doing my own research and actually reading things.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:42

TEDious talks.

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