Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 14:45
You know you're on the imageboards or Reddit too much when...
1. You think ``HAX MY ANUS'' means downloading LOIC and setting it to the #OPAnus IRC channel.
2. You stop putting the space after > when quoting.
3. Your multiline quote has visible [o] or [/o] tags and/or overline.
4. You make ASCII art rage comics and other ``memes''.
5. You enter noko in the email field.
6. You start talking about girlfriends instead of Touhous.
7. You think writing a web browser is ``systems programming''.
8. You think getting dubs on a slow textboard with thousands of threads is something to brag about, not just a joke.
9. You use Le unironically in ways not referring to Reddit.
10. When someone calls you ``neurotypical'' and you're like ``OMG! I googled that word to find out what it means and now I'm like ``How did you know?'' /x/ has to hear about this!''.
11. You start a homework thread: ``Hai gaiz! Halp me make Fibonacci in Java.'' The code:
12. You talk about ``JS:TGP'', ``LPTHW'', and ``w(p)GTR'' but never heard of ``SICP'' or ``K&R''.
13. You use italicized exclamation marks where they don't make sense.
14. You get offended when someone sages a post in your thread.
15. You think ``Anonymous'' is a hacker group that got busted by the FBI.
16. You don't know who this ``Sussman'' is, but Steve Jobs was the greatest computer scientist ever xD!
17. You don't understand the reference when someone calls you a ``mental midget''.
18. When someone tells you to go back to /g/, you do and then you start a new thread here linked to a fleeting thread on the imageboards.
19. When someone tells you to go back to Reddit, you do and only come to /prog/ for the ``lulzy memes''.
20. You make YKY*TMW threads.
1. You think ``HAX MY ANUS'' means downloading LOIC and setting it to the #OPAnus IRC channel.
2. You stop putting the space after > when quoting.
3. Your multiline quote has visible [o] or [/o] tags and/or overline.
4. You make ASCII art rage comics and other ``memes''.
5. You enter noko in the email field.
6. You start talking about girlfriends instead of Touhous.
7. You think writing a web browser is ``systems programming''.
8. You think getting dubs on a slow textboard with thousands of threads is something to brag about, not just a joke.
9. You use Le unironically in ways not referring to Reddit.
10. When someone calls you ``neurotypical'' and you're like ``OMG! I googled that word to find out what it means and now I'm like ``How did you know?'' /x/ has to hear about this!''.
11. You start a homework thread: ``Hai gaiz! Halp me make Fibonacci in Java.'' The code:
long f0, f1, f2, f3, f4, ...12. You talk about ``JS:TGP'', ``LPTHW'', and ``w(p)GTR'' but never heard of ``SICP'' or ``K&R''.
13. You use italicized exclamation marks where they don't make sense.
14. You get offended when someone sages a post in your thread.
15. You think ``Anonymous'' is a hacker group that got busted by the FBI.
16. You don't know who this ``Sussman'' is, but Steve Jobs was the greatest computer scientist ever xD!
17. You don't understand the reference when someone calls you a ``mental midget''.
18. When someone tells you to go back to /g/, you do and then you start a new thread here linked to a fleeting thread on the imageboards.
19. When someone tells you to go back to Reddit, you do and only come to /prog/ for the ``lulzy memes''.
20. You make YKY*TMW threads.