/prog/ - it is not enough to merely commit suicide

Name: they are watching 2012-09-24 8:33

I want my entire existence to be erased
but alas, that can never happen
suicide only brings more attention to your existence, therefore it is best to live out your life as unnoticed as possible

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 8:45

Before committing suicide you have to stage the parts of suicide you want in your next commit with stage -p.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 8:50

therefore it is best to live out your life as unnoticed as possible
Then why the fuck are you posting on the most popular 4chan board?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 9:02

>>1
- Find a sufficiently rabid dictatorship to move to
- Find a cost-effective way to PO the Dict^H^H^H^H Beloved Leader
- They disappear you, usually free of charge
- They also disappear any proof you even existed
- Job done.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 9:08

>>3
I'm not posting with my name, or even a pseudonym, so it doesn't matter

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 10:25

>>2
Excellent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 11:15

>>6
Staged suicide is best.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:48

>>1
If you fall into a black hole, your entire existence will be erased if you're following the hawking-school of thought, but alas even he thinks he's wrong about that, considering hawking radiation and Susskinds rebuttal. But don't loose hope because there is another alternative to complete eradication, it's called a "white hole" and works like this: If you distance yourself far enough, given time, the expansion of the universe will surpass the speed of light. This makes you completely inaccessible without violating any information laws. Your entire existence will effectively be gone relatively to your peers. Think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:50

>>2
I laughed

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:58

I hope all the Jews will commit suicide. And we will burn all Jewish books and erase all recordings of Jewish existence. Just imagine a world without PHP and C/C++!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 13:31

>>8
Susskinds rebuttal
He's a computer wizard and a physicist‽

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:25

>>10
Bjarne Stroustrup is a goy. So is dmr.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:48

>>12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%2B%2B
Influenced by Ada 83, ALGOL 68

without Algol there would be no C/C++.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:57

>>13
Without the Hebrew alphabet, there would be no Latin alphabet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:26

>>14
I'm Indo-European, so I'll happily accept Sanskrit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:51

>>15
Why aren't you using it, then?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 19:21

>>15
You are also a large cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:05

>>17
You are also a parasitic kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:48

>>18
Ahmed.

it is not enough to merely commit suicide

1 Name: they are watching 2012-09-24 8:33

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 8:45

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 8:50

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 9:02

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 9:08

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 10:25

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 11:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:48

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:50

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 12:58

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 13:31

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:25

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:48

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 17:57

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:26

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 18:51

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 19:21

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:05

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-24 21:48