CPAN

Whenever I try to install shit with CPAN, it spends forever downloading files and writing all sorts of data. Then at the end it's like, it didn't work. Even worse, it leaves everything it downloaded and wrote.

How the fuck does this always happen?

CPAN is buggy as fuck. Also, why does it insist on showing me each of the 10 thousand fucking operations it is doing? I don't care. Just tell me why you failed. And it doesn't even do that.

Installation seems impossible