Why is TeX such a mess?

The simplest, modern route to using T_EX is to download TeX Live, but it's such a huge mess. Even the lightest installation can be hundreds of megabytes, and there are so many files it needs its own package management system.

Why can't I just download pdftex and run pdftex foo.tex and get a PDF? Why is there so much cruft for what is supposed to be ``traditional'' UNIX software?

Don't bother with TeX for anything but math papers; it's a waste of time. Use HTML instead. That's right, you heard me.