Why Haven't You Learned D

Why haven't you learned D, prog? It's easy to use, has amazingly powerful templates, supports many types of programming, and has an instantly recognizable syntax if you're familiar with any of the Algol-derived languages. But most important of all, it wasn't written by jews.

I dont think people realize that the syntax for D is almost exactly the same as C++. The only ~major~ difference is that structs in D cant have inheritance where as in C++ structs and classes are the exact same thing except for default visibility. D runs just as fast as C++, I cant figure why people would continue to flagellate themselves with all the ridiculous shit like 'smart pointers' or writing copy constructors by hand.