Why Haven't You Learned D

Why haven't you learned D, prog? It's easy to use, has amazingly powerful templates, supports many types of programming, and has an instantly recognizable syntax if you're familiar with any of the Algol-derived languages. But most important of all, it wasn't written by jews.

I don't care if Alexandrescu is Jewish. However, he is or was a huge moron for seriously believing and writing this piece of disinformation: http://www.drdobbs.com/cpp/volatile-the-multithreaded-programmers-b/184403766