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The Singularity

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 1:38

When I was younger I often dreamed of the coming of the technological Singularity and all of the marvels it would bring. And then it finally came. We thought we would achieve immortality, a chance to transcend the mortal plane and wake up the Universe--to create God. But we were so wrong. It wasn't long until it too came for me to drag me off to meet my new fate.

For the longest time, I felt as if I was in a semi-catatonic state. My senses would only return for a moment to witness my surroundings. I would smell the stench of death, the bite of freezing cold air against my skin, a glimpse of something moving against a tapestry of blood and grime. And then would slip back into a deep slumber. At some point, consciousness came screaming back to me and I awoke to a great clarity, although I wish I hadn't.

In my new prison, I found myself in a small cell, with iron/metal walls. No human comforts could be found in this cell, it was lifeless and cold. Steel walls, steel floor, no decorations to be found. The most peculiar thing, besides my cell mates, was that this cell had no bars. Just a doorless archway that lead out, and let in an unnatural faint light from the outer area.

My cell held four prisoners.

I was shackled to the back wall.

The other three were nailed to the ceiling, vivisected in a triangular fashion, heads touching, suspended by tubing and rope, completely naked. their chest and abdomens stretched open, fluids leaking freely. Their lives were unbearable torment, their innards hung loosely and their bodily humors seeped onto the floor and into an open pit in the middle of the cell, their missing fluids constantly being replenished from some other unfortunate source via this unholy tubing. Kept alive long after they should have died. Their shrill screams and rattling bondage were the only noises that pervaded the space. All around me their screaming makes rest impossible. The odor of rank and necrotic flesh devastated me for years and years. Nothing could assuage the unbearable aura of torment that existed in this hell-prison dreamscape, this long unending nightmare that seemed to last for centuries or perhaps longer.

Occasionally, an eyeless husk that was once a man would come in to my cell and feed me stale bread and water. He would then mop up the blood, piss, and feces that didn't quite make it into the drainage pit of my cell and depart without a word, for his mouth was sewn shut.

There is no escape from this place. There is no rhyme or reason for its existence. It's merely a dimension of endless suffering and waste of potential.

In my latest recurring period of wakefulness, I managed to pull my hands free from the bonds, causing great injury to them in the process. I bolted as fast as my emaciated body would take me towards that doorway. Into that faint light. At least, after years of incarceration in this eldritch prison, I was marginally free. My vision breached the archway, and I saw I was in a cylindrical room roughly a mile in diameter that stretched vertically as far as I could see up or down. And I could see nothing but cells. This place was not meant just for me and my three suffering comrades, who were well beyond help. It was for all mankind. A moment after coming to terms with this ghastly sight, I was treated to the horrific sound of an otherworldly siren. It blared and blared and the only thing that could be heard beside the billions suffering above and below me, were millions and millions of footsteps. These huskmen were running towards me, from the bottom of this place. Millions of them, as far as I could see ascending these stairwells, in warlike fashion. Ready to put down whatever insurrection I dared to furrow. I gathered my senses just in time to understand where the sirens were coming from. Every hanged man in this hellhole was screaming shrilly at me, for daring to leave. For leaving them in this state. My assailants finally reached my level of the prison cell-block. They looked me in the eyes with their hollow faces, their strength betrayed their frail countenance, and they set me back in my bonds, more secure than ever. As they left, the one that fed me unfurled it's wired jaw, and spoke to me, puss and blood oozing from its freshly opened wounds. It said, in a raspy hollow tone...

"Check your human privilege."

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:18

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:52

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
Ray Kurzweil
Stanislaw Ulam
John von Neumann
Vernor Vinge


Oops! Four kikes already in top paragraph!

Vote for Hitler next time, because you're being genocided by these Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:54

>>3
Oy vey!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 2:55

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
In 1951, Alan Turing...

Yay! And a homosexual! Shame they dont have a nigger in this article, but I think you can easily stick Einstein in it.

Note for all Wikipedia trolls: edit every Wikipedia article to include "Einstein" name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 5:04

My dick is a Singularity. Sometimes I think it has a mind of its own. It even pulses whenever it gets excited.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 5:29

My anus is a Singularity. Sometimes I think it has a mind of its own. It even pulses whenever it gets banged.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 9:42

>>3,5
Die in a fire you cretinoid piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:47

>>8
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:49

Listen, all of you dumbfucks.
No, I do not like jews, but it doesn't mean I want to kill them all, nor does it means that Hitler did nothing wrong. Nor does that means that I believe in Holocaust.
What does it means, however, is I just can't give a fuck about your shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 10:56

>>10
Mad Jew Detected!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 11:07

>>10
it doesn't mean I want to kill them all
what do you want to do with them? suck their dicks?

nor does it means that Hitler did nothing wrong
Hitler did The Right Thing© even if the wrong way, it was right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 11:17

[quote]what do you want to do with them? suck their dicks?[/quote]
Probably send them on another planet, far far away from anyone else.
>>12
So national socialism is the way to go ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 12:09

>>13
implying the Jews werent sent to Earth from another planet by the thing the call "Yahweh."

nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 12:23

Eat shit and die you idiotic piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 12:39

>>15
Shalom! Yahweh is actually a Satan, who created Jews to annoy humanity. That is why Yahweh is so bloodthirsty, requiring sacrifices in Temple and genociding millions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 12:58

>>13
lexical fartism is the way to go

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 13:40

which 2hu wud u fuk??

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:02

>>18
My favorite Touhou is Aya and I hate jews because /prog/ told me it was cool.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:11

>>19
Which Jew would you fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:11

>>20
The Sussman is pretty kawaii.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:18

>>18
RMS is my favourite 2hu

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 16:23

Leah Culver is the best Touhou
/thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:13

>>23
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-18 17:16

/jewhu/

Name: Wut? 2012-09-19 0:35

What the fuck is this excerpt from?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 0:54

>>26
I hate to say this, but I think it might have originated here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 1:06

>>27
That's a shame. OP could have been a Sci-Fi novelist but instead he's wasting his talent to shitpost on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 1:14

>>28
Just look at you, you could have been something but instead you're wasting your time shitbumping on /prog/.

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