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why the fuck would anyone use GO?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 1:34

Its 2x slower than javascript, yet the syntax is even shittier http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u32/benchmark.php?test=all&lang=go&lang2=v8

has no polymorphism http://golangtutorials.blogspot.com/2011/06/polymorphism-in-go.html

shit libraries https://github.com/languages/Go

every language is getting more functional. lambdas/listcomps/generators and infinite lists are being added to languages like C++/javascript/python, while go eschews every advance in language design since 1960

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 1:42

When Go's designers said it ``feels like a dynamically typed, interpreted language'' they were talking about the run-time speed!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 2:53

JavaScript is just another uninteresting proof of the fact that, given enough thrust, even a brick will fly. I'm sure that the amount of effort that has been applied to modern JS JITs and libraries exceeds Go by one or more orders of magnitude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 3:39

>>3
butthurt static typing faggot
common lisp is even faster than javascript, and its a hobby project with 0 corporate backing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 3:41

>>4
common lisp
hobby project without corporate backing

Yes, that's probably why it was ANSI standardized. Because the hobbyists spent thousands of dollars and years of their free time to get their hobby language standardized.

Are you trolling or really that stupid?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 4:41

>>4
common lisp is even faster than javascript, and its a hobby project with 0 corporate backing.
oh god my sides

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 5:33

>>3
I am sure that statement will hold true throughout all of time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 5:45

Why would you want polymorphism?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 8:41

>>4
>common lisp is even faster than javascript

not that this is difficult

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 9:56

>>9
Indeed. However, good Common Lisp code is AS FAST AS CEE. You don't even have to butcher your code (i.e. write lispy-looking Fortran): a few macros, compiler macros and type declarations are usually enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 10:28

>>10
Why would someone dare to use a LISP for static typing?

also SBCL still cant tree shake

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 10:42

>>11
Why would someone dare to use a LISP for static typing?
For speed and sometimes safety.
also SBCL still cant tree shake
That's really only a minor inconvenience. Tree-shaking would be a good thing to have but it doesn't give significant speed penalties.

Name: kuka 2012-09-17 13:02

this shit comes from google .. ! that's why people serious about GO! not GO ..

Name: PLT HULK 2012-09-17 14:01

GO LANGUAGE IS POWERFUL LENS THAT ALLOW PROGRAMMER TO ENVISION SYSTEMS THAT ALREADY EXIST, BUT NOW WRITTEN IN GO!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 14:52

LEGO - Go for Redditors

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 15:47

I agree, Rust is where it's at, they use every key on the keyboard for their syntax. No character is felt left out in that language. We should be doing more of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 16:26

ask margaret rouse

she speaks fluent Geek, Biz-speak, Cloud, SAPanese, VAR, BI/BA, Storage, Security, Agile, Networking, SEO and marketing. she spends her days translating these highly specialized languages into plain English.

 http://whatis.techtarget.com/contributor/Margaret-Rouse

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 18:13

>>15
upgoats because i chortled, and because i'm sure they love go over there, given their track record of loving shit languages like FIOC and javashit

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 20:55

GO is not slow.

GO's compiler is bad, that's all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-17 23:04

>>19
The language spec requires a shitty GC implementation.

I wonder if you can get decent performance with Go by compiling to LLVM bytecode.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 3:44

>>16
Still better than APL.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 13:10

>>21
APL is good for math.

NOT
Networking, Abstract logic, creating DSL, real time processes, logic gates (I/O), HDL, et cetera...

continuo?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 20:41

>>18
Actually, they hate Go in there. Every Go submission got so downvoted that Uriel ran off crying to Hacker News, where nobody but Paul Graham, who doesn't post, can write a coherent argument against it, or any of the other shitty languages and ``BDFLs'' they adore by lack of ever opening a book.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 21:12

You use Go when you want your own language to look better in benchmarks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:56

>>23
I suggest you return to le reddit at once. We don't want you le here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:07

>>25
I suggest you go suck off a nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 3:08

lrn2hu

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 10:30

>>25
There's only Redittors here now, and the die hard shitposters, just like it was when I left for Reddit the last time. Don't get your hopes high, kid.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 14:22

>>1
To get on the other side.

Name: Le Philosoraptor 2012-09-21 16:02

>>28
What if le die hard shitposters are Redditors?

Name: Haxus the Redditor 2012-09-21 16:29

>>30
Then only Redditors remain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 20:04

>>28
Leaving for Reddit.
You should go back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 22:52

Le Reddit giveth and le taketh away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 0:23

>>1
You forgot "shit compilation speed", which is quite ironic considering that was supposed to be one of its main selling points.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 0:40

>>1
Claim that Go lacks polymorphism
Link to an example of polymorphism is Go

It's time to stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 0:40

>>1
Claim that Go lacks polymorphism
Link to an example of polymorphism is Go

It's time to stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 0:49

>>35,36
Posted twice

It's time to stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 1:32

>>35,36
Posted twice

It's time to stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 11:02

So, I've been studying Golang intensively. I must say the deeper you dig, the unpleasant it gets. It all seems very inconsistent. Hardly surprising given it's designed by the same people who gave you undefined behaviors. They had a clean slate to begin with, why can't they learn from old mistakes, theirs and other peoples? I will continue my study and I shall publish my findings anonymously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 11:06

>>39
Learn Pascal.

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