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How do I learn how to program or atleast comprehend what the fuck is going on when someone writes out a code?

Keep in mind I literally know nothing about anything dealing with programming, absolutely nothing, I don't even know what it does or can do.

>>1
1. invent your own domain specific programming language.
2. write your program in it.
3. write a bunch of Lisp macros to parse your DSL
4. execute your program.