I used to hate Jews

I used to hate Jews, but the Jew spammer on /prog/ made me realize that 99.9% of antisemetic propaganda is unwarranted, arbitrary and irrational. I realize now that the /prog/ Jew spammer is only posting ironically to make us realize the absurdity of prejudice and ignorance. I now realize that I was wrong in my bigotry. Thank you Jew spammer for making me self-aware. I will from this moment forward look upon Jews as distant brothers and strive to understand their eternal struggle before passing the slightest bit of judgement. To all the Jews of  /prog/, I'm sorry for anything I said or assumed or assessed prematurely in the past.

Your friend,
Anon

I used to hate Lisp, but the C++ spammer on /prog/ made me realize that 99.9% of antilispitic propaganda is unwarranted, arbitrary and irrational. I realize now that the /prog/ C++ spammer is only posting ironically to make us realize the absurdity of prejudice and ignorance. I now realize that I was wrong in my bigotry. Thank you C++ spammer for making me self-aware. I will from this moment forward look upon Lispers as distant brothers and strive to understand their eternal struggle before passing the slightest bit of judgement. To all the Lispers of /prog/, I'm sorry for anything I said or assumed or assessed prematurely in the past.

Your friend,
Anon