How can I make some money?

I can program. Why does it have to complicated to get some fucking jobs, do them and get paid for it?

Is there anything anywhere I can develop that pays the bills without having to invest years and tens of thousands of dollars in formal education?

suck dick, program in C# and Java and forget about ``good'' languages, try and relate to the interviewer (i.e. if you find out they like sports, try and talk about their favorite team or something... something they'll like)

turn into a yes-man and leave your dignity at the door