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How to Detect a Jew

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 21:30

During discussions on the Internet we often face a sense of discomfort. It seems that your opponent calls himself a Russian, and his user name is "indigenous-primordious-true-Rus", but the feeling that you talk to a hater of Russia and the Slavs still doesn't leave. You quickly look through the blog of this "true Rus" and exactly, photos of Israel, friends - Jews and/or national minorities. Yes, again your intuition was correct - he is a Jew, who tries to play Russian for social reasons.

On the other hand, many have little experience dealing with Jews, and that a person is Jewish, they will notice only if this particular Jew's name is Haim Israelevich Rabinovsky, and his exterior is decorated with vulture-like hooked nose and a sharp dog-ears. And even then they will think that he is not a Jew, but an Armenian. Look, for example, at Okudzhava, many years he called himself a Georgian, but then he considered it more profitable to start proudly shouting about his true ethnicity. It is even harder to determine ethnicity on the Internet, where you can't see a person you talking with, so I present you the Jewish Communication Code:

1) Jews are enraged by only one mention of their nationality. The words "Yid" and "Kike" acts on the Jews like a red rag on a bull. Use these words a couple of times a word in the comments and look at the opponent's reaction. Exasperated the Jews are easily recognizable by their writing style, full of blatant small poisonous echidna sarcasm sickening.
2) There are a few words from which Jews begin to writhe like a vampire in the sun. They are - Dezionisation, Genetics, Race, Nationalism, <your_country_name>, <your_nation_name>, <your_great_historic_leaders>. Positive statements about <your_nation_name>, <your_race_name> and <your_great_historic_leaders> (kings, Bismarck, Stolypin, etc.) immediately leads to the fact that a Jew begins throwing  like a monkey shit, trying disparage your nation.
3) A Jew will defend any crime committed by other Jews. So it is enough to mention any Jewish crime, such as the Holodomor, the atrocities of the Polish Jews, looting Weimar Germany, or the bombings of the Gaza Strip in Palestine by incendiary phosphorous bombs, which led to the deaths of hundreds of innocent children, and the identity companion of your companion will become clear as daylight. The Jew will start with foaming at the mouth protecting the Jewish criminals, while decent people will judge.
4) the Jews are forbidden to praise Gentiles (non-Jews), and to condemn their tribesmen. A Jew will never condemn the bloody butcher Trotsky, but will always find fault in Solzhenitsin or Stolypin. A Jew will never praise Russian artist Vasily Mikhailovich Vasnetsov or Paul Viktorovich Ryzhenko, but will always praise his own people - defective-potboilers like Chagall, Kandinsky and Malevich. A Jew will never say a good word about the Slavic composers, but will always praise a decadent-Jew Vysotsky, a petty rhymer Joseph Brodsky and degenerative chernushnik Kafka. The Jews have megalomania and inferiority complex at the same time. "A Jew praises only other Jews" - Russian proverb.
5) The Jews often use the expression-stamps like "this/your country", "compared to the civilized nations", "from an objective point of view," "universal values", "every nation has the right to its own villains", "quote was taken out of context", "there are good Jews too", "you, Russians, blame anyone but yourself", "Jews are the conscience of humanity", "anti-Semitism is a diagnosis", "anti-Semitism is a barometer of evil in society", "history does not tolerate the subjunctive" and so on. To the term "nationalism" the Jews prefer the term "anti-Semitism" to throw dust in your eyes and to disguise their position of intruding aliens, invaders, lying that "Jews are hated just for being Jews." Faithful Jews write "G-d" instead of "God."
6) Denial of "Holocaust" makes the Jews insane, because the "Holocaust" is the main idol of the Jewish mythology, akin to the Jew Jesus Christ in Christianity. Jews love to say that the "The Sacrifice of Holocaust cancels the sacrifice of Jesus." "Holocaust" brings the Jews incredible income, at one time reparations from Germany accounted for most of Israel's GDP, while Poland pays the Jews even today.
7) The Jews often practice NLP techniques, based on the substitution of terms ("Clearing" in the language of Scientologists - another Jewish religion). For example sort of agreeing with you a little bit, a Jew will try to tend your opinion to his side, and then again a little bit. And so Jew pulls straws out of a haystack. Pinned, a Jew will begin defending Jewish nation, that yes, there are some bad Jews, like Stalin or Trotsky, but he and his relatives are "good Jews." In Russia the Jew introduced after the revolution the Itallian word "Hebrew", censuring the original word "Yid" (which became sullied with evil) - a good example of a successful NLP practice.
8) The Jews show unusual loyalty to the trans-national corporations and globalization, advertising products of a foreign countries, being xenopatriotes or just rootless cosmopolitians.
9) Multiculturalism is a sacred cow of the Jews, as it allows them to cooperate national minorities agains host nation to reclaim the living space. Therefore, loyalty to multiculturalism spiced with the rejection of monoethnicity indicates that your opponent is a typical Jew.
10) Sore spot of the Jews is their own identity. Tell the person that ethnic, racial Jews have went extinct a long time ago, and today Jews are just a Talmudic sect called "Zionists", whose members are a rabble set of random bloods, for the Judaism is determined by the mother, and the Jewish women are known to be whores. Continue by recalling that the Ashkenazi Jews (majority of the Jews) are not the biblical Semites, but in fact Turkic Khazars, who adopted Judaism as a cargo cult. Finish with a modern thesis that the Jews are biorobots bred out of various semitic tribes by Egyptian priests to weaken the enemies of Egypt.
11) The easiest way to tell if you opponent Jewish is to ask him directly. If the answer is negative, then clarify by asking what makes your opponent, for example, a Slav. If it turns out that he is some cosmopolitian unihuman or just a half-bred grarbage, then he is loyal to the Jewish cause and may be considered a shabbos-goyim. The Jews are usually married to Jews and/or have a circle of friends made of the Jews and national minorities.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 21:46

During discussions on the Internet we often face a sense of discomfort. It seems that your opponent calls himself a Russian, and his user name is "indigenous-primordious-true-Rus", but the feeling that you talk to a hater of Russia and the Slavs still doesn't leave. You quickly look through the blog of this "true Rus" and exactly, photos of Sandniggerstan, friends - Turks and/or national minorities. Yes, again your intuition was correct - he is a Muslim, who tries to play Russian for social reasons.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-09 21:51

Slavic composers
There aint any. All "Russian" music is in fact Jewish.

Aranovich Yury - conductor.
ASHKENAZY Vladimir Davidovich - pianist.
Barshai Rudolf Borisovich - conductor.
Basner Benjamin E. - composer.
Bashmet Yuri Abramovich - violist.
BEZRODNY Igor Semenovich - violinist.
WHITE Viktor Aronovich - composer.
Berman Lazar Naumovich - pianist.
Blanter Matthew Isaakovich - composer.
Weinberg Moses Shneiderman - composer.
Lev Vlasenko - pianist.
Vyacheslav Ganelin Shevelevich - composer.
GEYFMAN Abram L. - composer.
Gilels Samuel G. - pianist.
Ginzburg Lev Solomonovich - cellist.
Reinhold Gliere Moritsevich - composer.
Mikhail Gnesin Fabianovich - composer.
Gnesin Elena Fabianovna - pianist.
Boris Goldstein Emmanuilovich - violinist.
Adolph Gottlieb Davidovich - pianist.
Gottlieb Michael Davidovich - pianist.
HRACH Eduard Davidovich - violinist.
GRINBERG Maria Izrailevna - pianist.
Grodberg Harry Y. - organist.
GRUBERG Ilya Haimovich - violinist.
Gutman Natalia G. - cellist.
Boris L. Gutnick - violinist.
Bella Davidovich M. - pianist.
Dokshitser Timothy A. - trumpeter.
Dunaevsky Isaac I. - composer.
Dunaevsky Max Isaakovich - composer.
Zharkovskogo Eugene Emmanuilovich - composer.
ZAC Jacob Izrailevich - pianist.
ZIV Michael Isidorovich - composer.
Oleg Kagan Moiseevich - violinist.
Arnold L. Kaplan - pianist.
Arnold M. KATZ - conductor.
KATZ Sigismund Abramovich - composer.
Lev Knipper K. - composer.
Gregory M. COGAN - pianist.
Leonid Kogan - violinist.
Alexander Kolker Naumovich - composer.
Kolmanovskaya Savelievich Edward - composer.
Kompaneyets Zinovy ​​L. - composer.
Extremely Vladimir II - pianist.
CRANE Julian G. - composer.
Gidon KREMER Markusovich - violinist.
LEVIN Zara A. - composer.
LEVITIN Yuri A. - composer.
LEMAN Albert S. - composer.
SHEETS Konstantin Yakovlevich - composer.
Maikapar Samuel Moiseevich - composer.
MEYTUS Julius S. - composer.
Minka Mark A. - composer.
Mogilevskaya Eugene Gedeonovich - pianist.
Ilya Musin - conductor.
Nathanson Vladimir - pianist.
Oistrakh David F. - violinist.
Ostrovsky Abram Ilich - composer.
PDZOVSKY Arius Moiseevich - conductor.
Nathan E. Perelman - pianist.
Pikayzen Viktor - violinist.
Pokrass Daniel Y. - composer.
Pokrass Dmitry Yakovlevich - composer.
Rabinovich Solomin - conductor.
Rachlin Nathan G. - Conductor
Reentovich Julius Markovic - violinist.
Sviatoslav Richter - Pianist.
Eddie Rosner Ignatievich - trumpeter.
Mstislav Rostropovich - cellist.
ROSENBAUM Alexander Yakovlevich - composer.
Frontier Justice Samuel Abramovich - conductor.
Oscar B. Sandler - composer.
Julian Sitkovetsky G. - violin virtuoso.
Slobodkin James P. - cellist.
Slonimsky Sergei Mikhailovich - composer.
SPADAVEKKIA Antonio Emmanuilovich - composer.
Spivakov Vladimir Spivakov - conductor.
STOLYAROV Gregory Arnoldovich - conductor.
Stolarski Passover Solomonovich - violinist.
Igor STRAVINSKY - composer.
STUCHEVSKY Israel Kalmanovich - accompanist.
Tabachnik Modest E. - composer.
TISHCHENKO Boris - composer.
Tukhmanov David F. - composer.
Yuri F. FIRE - conductor.
Feigin Valentin Yakovlevich - cellist.
Samuel E. Feinberg - composer.
Feltsman Oscar B. - composer.
Fikhtengol'ts Michael Izrailevich - violinist.
Yakov Flier Vladimirovich - pianist.
Fradkin, Mark G. - composer.
FRENKEL Yan Abramovich - composer.
FRIED Gregory Shneiderman - composer.
Haykin Boris Emmanuilovich - conductor.
Hite Ilya Abramovich - composer.
Hessini Alexander - Conductor.
Leo Zeitlin Moiseevich - violinist.
Tsfasman Alexander Naumovich - pianist.
Chernetska Semen - composer.
Shainsky Vladimir Yakovlevich - composer.
SAFFRON Daniel B. - cellist.
Isaac I. SCHWARTZ - composer.
SCHWARTZ Lev - composer.
Shebalin Vissarion Yakovlevich - composer.
Shenderovich Eugene M. - pianist.
Schnittke Alfred Garrievich - composer.
Shtarkman Nahum Leybovych - pianist.
STEINBERG Lev - composer.
Karl Eliasberg Ilyich - Conductor.
Espa Andrei Yakovlevich - composer.
Yudakov Solomon A. - composer.
Yudina Maria Veniaminovna - pianist.
Yagudin Yuda Gilewicz - flutist.
YAMPOLSKY Abram Ilich - violinist.
Yuri Yankelevich Isayevich - violinist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 0:23

Finally suicide bomb yourself, Abdul, and relieve /prog/ of your shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 0:25

>>4
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 0:25

>>3
Richter was a damn good pianist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 0:30

>>6
Every Jewish pianists is a "good" pianist, because the Jews ousted all good goyim musicians/painters/programmers, leaving only the worst ones, which can be easily controlled.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 1:31

Not programming, back to /b/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 1:42

>>8
Shalom!

Stallman, Sussman, Minsky, Chomsky...

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 1:44

>>9
Wololo! You are now a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 1:46

>>10
I'm an ethnic Slav.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 2:09

>>9
This thread is still not about programming. /b/ is the place where you discuss this matter all day long.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 2:34

>>12
You cant separate the Jews from programming. If you aint Nazi of course.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 2:37

>>13
When I studied programming, I didn't learn anything about jews. The professors of CS may be jewish but that has no relevance to writing computer programs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 2:42

>>14
Strange. I learned about Minsky, Chomsky and the big AI fraud they perpetrated (now called "AI Winter"). I also learned that PHP authors are Jewish and I must thank them for all this nightmare. Not to mention the ethnicity of Google/Microsoft/Electronic-Arts owners...

I think what you learn depends on your curiosity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 2:53

My mother had six children, she often said, because she wanted to populate the world with Jews. We were in danger of extinction. We never realy went to synagogue, my scientist father looked down on rabbis, but big deal: we sought out the company of Jews, because they were smart and funny and shared our understandings. I have heard similar tribal attitudes expressed by a Jewish friend who dated non Jews in college but married a Jew because it was easier, and from a Palestinian friend who says she dates Arab men because there isn’t as much to explain personally.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 3:37

>>14
Hey, kike! Dont you think your filthy nation owns too much? How about voluntarily transferring all the wealth and social position you've stolen back to the hands of goyim?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:21

>>15
The owners of software companies can be jews and there are jewish CS professors. Learning how to detect jews have nothing to do with programming so this thread is nothing more than spam.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:39

>>18
Why so nervous, Hymie? You seemingly happy about "fartism" and "anus" threads, which have even less to do with programming, but a little Nazi thread scared the shit out of your judaic ass.

Fellow Goyim! I've a business proposition for you. The one of you who kills Sussman, will gets his position at MIT and 95% of his wealth, while other 5% will be nationalized and invested into the production of Zyklon B to gas the whole extended family of Sussmans. Yay!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:46

The Secret Polka Dot Society (SPDS)is an operations force organized by the Illuminati and tasked with creating confusion in the public mind as to the origins of the term "polka dot." The members of SPDS (or "Speeders" as they refer to themselves) are recruited from social clubs at prestigious universities across the globe. SPDS is seen as a proving ground for young men of good character and appropriate station to demonstrate their ability to support disinformation campaigns, the likes of which are the lifeblood of the Illuminati. It is unknown how many have given their lives in service of the Polka Dot Campaign, but it is rumored that there is a wall at the Fox Final Club in Cambridge with a dot painted on it for each fallen brother.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:47

>>20
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:53

>>19
My name isn't hymie and I'm not nervous.
You seemingly happy about "fartism" and "anus" threads
I ask such people to return to /b/.
a little Nazi thread scared the shit out of your judaic ass.
I'm neither a jew nor scared about Nazi. I am concerned about the relevance of all threads to this board. Learning how to detect jews have nothing to do with programming so this thread is nothing more than spam. Why don't you take this thread to /b/ where any topic is allowed? This is a programming board.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:57

>>22
My name isn't hymie
Shlomo! Is that really you Solomon?!! Have you stopped beating your goyim wife?

I ask such people to return to /b/.
Never seen you asking them.

I'm neither a jew nor scared about Nazi.
Only the Jews and the idiots defend the Jews - others have no reason. Are you a Jew or an idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:58

>>23
loaded question
proof of absence
loaded question
Why don't you try answering this:
Why don't you take this thread to /b/ where any topic is allowed? This is a programming board.

Name: VIPPER 2012-09-10 5:04

Should we report this place to the JIDF? So perhaps could they make moot bring this place out of its misery.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:05

>>24
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:11

>>26
Saying that you can't answer a simple question? Failing to answer implies you're nothing more than a spammer (you're creating an off topic thread).

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:18

>>27
2. Talking with Jews cut them with short answer phrases. For example, on "if there is no water in the tap ..." you can answer "then wash the Jews with their blood," and the boastful "Jews are the most intelligent being" could be countered with "have you smarties found a way to breathe the Zyklon B?" Never enter with a known Jew in a serious discussion.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:26

WW2 ended long ago. /polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:27

Check your non-Semitic privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:30

>>28
It's a simple question regarding the legitimacy of this thread and you won't answer it because you believe I'm a jew or jew supporter? I don't care about jews, what I do care is this: is this thread about programming? If not, why don't you take this thread to /b/ where any topic is allowed? This is a programming board.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:44

>>31
1. Speaking about the Jews, never apply the terms "human" or "people" to the Jews - replace them with the terms like "parasites", "vermin" or "rodents".
2. Talking with the Jews cut them with short answer phrases. For example, on "if there is no water in the tap ..." you can answer "then wash the Jews with their blood," and the boastful "Jews are the most intelligent beings" could be countered with "have you smarties found a way to breathe Zyklon B?" Never enter into a serious discussion with a known Jew.
3. Consider all the Jews as bandits and members of ethnic organized crime groups "Children of Israel." Every nation has its villains and scoundrels, who all together, form the Jewish nation - the bastard Nation of scums. No wonder the mafia of all countries consists  mostly of the Jews, whether it is Russian, European or American mafia, the Jews run there all. Russian mafia is unthinkable without Jews: remove the Jews - Russia will become the most law-abiding and orderly country. Words "Jew" and "mafia" are synonyms.
4. Never buy from the Jews, don't use Jewish services, boycott banks that are owned by Jews, don't attend Jewish doctors, and tell gossips and rumors about them. Mark all banknotes coming through you with "Do not buy from Jews" print. If a Jews is drowning in a river, don't help him. If a Jew got into a goyim hospital, all doctors should suddenly became distracted by minor things, forgetting about the patient, delaying and failing to find the right medications. A a Jew comes to a store - dont not serve him - cash-register broke / out of change money. If a Jew comes to your reception - tell him his record is lost or that computer suddenly went down, so he has to wait a few hours, and so on, like in all normal nationalistic countries.
5. Passing by a Jew, accidentally spill hot coffee on him. If a Jew passes by you, give him a leg, so he will trip through room. Selling to a Jew, try shoving stale products. Teach your children to bully Jewish bantlings at school - it will promote segregation and expulsion of the Jews from the goyim population, which in turn open them for general strike. As an administrator, strongly supports and encourages all Jewish national manifestations. If you know home address of a Jew, throw a pile of dog shit before his door, and sign him for prom ads, then his address under the guise of "massage salon with the girls," while his daughter should be advertised among her schoolmates and on Facebook as animal-abusing girl, torments cats and dogs - that is true with most Jewish kids, because most Jews are real sadists, obsessed with hatred for all living things, "Jewish children worse than a rats in a cage: they will harm the good and spoil Russian children of wickedness." Revealing is the story Jewish bantlings Kirill Mikhailov (reggae-mortis.livejournal.com) and Alexandra Levchu, who gutted a poor cat alive, recording on video.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:48

>>29
And 3rd World World is already going on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:49

>>30
According to Noam Chomsky, Jews are the most privileged class in America and are responsible for anti-Semitism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a1iJBkJNQk

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:53

>>34
Chomsky is a commie Jew. He is much worse and dangerous than you typical Zionists. It were the kikes like Chomsky, who did the revolutions and spread feminism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:54

>>32
The only thing you're proving to me is that you're a spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 6:08

Dear You,
Me and the Sussman do not think that this board is the right place to discuss Judaism, Jews and their acts. We demand that you stop bringing that topic here in order to elevate the signal:noise ratio of /prog/.

    Thanks you kindly, Me

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