>>11
it's a curly-brace language with three-clause for loops, first-class strings and hashmaps and a pretty standard class inheritance structure
Obviously they're only considering pig disgusting K&R-esque shit here, which rules out
sexp.
Here, I have a suggestion for you (
>>1,8) since you can only use shit languages with shit syntax, just use node.js
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