Best Unix for a shitty laptop

Not that bad in terms of specs - but most distros (FreeBSD, ReactOS, Gentoo) don't agree with my hardware.
What a Unix OS that's small enough to learn about operating systems while still being likely to work with my shitty laptop?

>>25
typo, DSL, But I just remembered NetBSD. I guess OP is trying it.

>>31
Agreed, as well as any *BSD. Fedora got bloated though

>>28
too untested.