Why keeps us here?

Why do I keep coming back to this useless place?
Its just shitposting.

Jews this and niggers that.
GC is shit. No you're shit.
If it aint Lisp, it's crap.
/polecat kebabs/
/prog/ needs a mod. Fuck you, we don't need mods.
Hax my anus. Autism. ISHYGDDT. Touhous. 1337.
Have you read your SICP today?
insert language here is shit.
[code]BBCODE fail! \[code]


It doesn't end. Its always been like this. It always will.

Yet I find my self every now and then coming to wade in this cesspool....Why? Why do I keep coming back? Why am I here? Why are you here?

~sigh~
see you tomorrow....

>>1
Because it's fun.
Not to say this in the usual condescending trope, but as a challenge to prove my point: instead of coming here, force yourself to go to /r/programming/ instead and see how long you last before you find yourself wanting to return to da land of lisp.