Why don't famous people come to /prog/?

I don't understand how Reddit gets all these famous people and even Obama to go to reddit, but the most famous person /prog/ has ever had is Frozen Void (who even if he is awesome, isn't quite as famous as Obama).

What's wrong with us? What do they have that we don't?

Start a /prog/con and invite them all.

Culver.
Sussman.
Xarn.
tdavis.
Mentifex.
hallucinating dude with the panic attacks.

Kodak can run toilette scrubbing workshops with J2EE.