Why don't famous people come to /prog/?

I don't understand how Reddit gets all these famous people and even Obama to go to reddit, but the most famous person /prog/ has ever had is Frozen Void (who even if he is awesome, isn't quite as famous as Obama).

What's wrong with us? What do they have that we don't?

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You're worse than the redditniggers, because someone already asked Sussman to come here and that's how we got the unscientific and ultimately destructive phrase here.

And that was months ago.