``/polecat kebabs/''

Every time you post ``/polecat kebabs/'' or ``back to /b/ please'' I will post on /b/ saying ``back to /prog/, please!''. It will invite all sorts of new and wonderful visitors to your board. If you don't want them, then don't post all of this silly board redirection shit.
I can already predict that a majority of the replies in this thread will be some variant of ``back to /b/ please''.
You are not clever or original.

You overestimate the abilities of the average /b/tard.
Most of them will go to http://boards.4chan.org/prog/, see a 404, and then return to /b/ and call you an idiot.
This has been attempted numerous times before, with the same result every time.
You are not clever or original.