thus spaketh jesus of nazareth

javascript programmers consistently score highest on IQ test
javascript programs are extremely fast, bug free, and please the User deeply
javascript is a combination of c and scheme, the 2nd and 3rd best languages
javascript is only for highly skilled programmers who understand asynchronous IO
javascript is the most powerful language ever created

Javascript is a dynamic, multiparadigm, widely implemented programming language for advanced programmers who understand the power of prototypal inheritance and higher order functions.