thus spaketh jesus of nazareth

javascript programmers consistently score highest on IQ test
javascript programs are extremely fast, bug free, and please the User deeply
javascript is a combination of c and scheme, the 2nd and 3rd best languages
javascript is only for highly skilled programmers who understand asynchronous IO
javascript is the most powerful language ever created

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Hey, I've noticed several threads like this, and quite frankly I'm confused: are you seriously trying to troll with that? Do you think that there would be anyone who will take the bait — like, assume that it is even possible to think that JS is not shit? So far nobody did it seems, so why do you continue?