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javascript programmers consistently score highest on IQ test
javascript programs are extremely fast, bug free, and please the User deeply
javascript is a combination of c and scheme, the 2nd and 3rd best languages
javascript is only for highly skilled programmers who understand asynchronous IO
javascript is the most powerful language ever created

why the fuck do you need tail call optimization?


def memo(fn):
    cache = {}
    def wrapper(*args):
        try:
            return cache[args]
        except:
            result = fn(*args)
            cache[args] = result
            return result
    return wrapper



@memo
def fib(n):
  if n < 2:
    return n
  else:
    return fib(n-1) + fib(n-2)


 memoize = function(func, hasher) {
    var memo = {};
    if (!hasher) hasher = function (niggar) {return niggar}
    return function() {
      var key = hasher.apply(this, arguments);
      return _.has(memo, key) ? memo[key] : (memo[key] = func.apply(this, arguments));
    };
  };


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