Native languages for web development

Why are "native" languages* almost never used for web development? Shouldn't FastCGI be just as good as what web servers do with Perl or PHP? What am I missing?

* languages designed for AOT compilation to opcodes like C++, Ada, C, D, Pascal, or Go

how do i make an account i need one to see something and i can't make the account can someone help me?

>>34
>>37
Haskell 'users' are the biggest posers, they are worse than Ruby hipsters because they dont get anything done. They think learning Haskell has made them the astrophysicists of programming when actually they would be hard pressed to do anything beyond a fibanacci function. They are like Arch users who sit and enter ls -la into their console all day thinking they are a Linux power user. They do nothing but gawk at the 'awesomeness' of Haskell code in beginners Haskell books all day. The largest programming channel in Freenode is #Haskell by far with about 800+ in the channel, much more than #C++, more than twice as many as #C.

>>42
How is Ruby "hipster"? It's the most popular scripting language.

>>43
I bet >>42-san comes from /g/. It's okay, he will crawl back to his nest of shit eventually on his own.

>>33
What in Heck is FIOC?
Seriously? Is this your first time on /prog/?

Why the hell did /q/ have to bring so many retards to my beloved textboards?

>>45
Sorry, forgot to sage

>>46
But what is FIOC?

>>47
Fast Inverse Of Convolution

>>47
"Forced indentation of code", essentially a meme-derived nickname for the Python programming language (because it forces you to indent code).

ya noob

>>49
you helped him, you ``monster''

ONE WORD: /THE FORCED GETGOING OF THE BACKPLATE, THREAD OVER/