AI is SHIT

Hey! Look! It's even possible to teach dog human speech...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtvcsqGipo

but you cant teach a computer. You programming sucks. AI is shit. McCarthey is shit. Minsky is shit. MIT is shit. Go fuck yourself.

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>implying ``teaching'' isnt programming
>implying neural networks arent code as data
>implying this dog was actually ``taught'' human speech recognition and not PROGRAMMED to respond to the phonetic sounds of a single phrase from a specific voice with its mimicry of the same string of sounds
>implying this dog has even a nuance of a clue of what said string means
>implying that if she said ``i hate you'' in the same tone that it wouldnt respond the same exact way
>implying it taking 2 days to ``learn'' isnt slower than ruby on rails implemented in the java virtual machine