AI is SHIT

Hey! Look! It's even possible to teach dog human speech...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEtvcsqGipo

but you cant teach a computer. You programming sucks. AI is shit. McCarthey is shit. Minsky is shit. MIT is shit. Go fuck yourself.

teaching computers speech

Last I heard, nobody seems to have taken into account how sounds are made up of frequencies, or that our ears work by splitting those sounds into their component frequencies IN REAL TIME. Or how that makes it so much easier to decode sounds.

Or the upshot: That sounds (like, say, speech) are best constructed by isolating which sounds are made up of which frequencies. And then putting those frequencies together. In the right amount, and in the right order.

Rather than fiddling around with sampling tech from 1980.


Acquiring artificial intelligence, step one: Ditch natural stupidity.