How do I learn to make a game in Python?

Tell me guys. I have no programming experience in any language. I want a good way to learn Python.

Doing anything in 2D at this day and age is idiotic and a majestic waste of time and often gives out a poorer result. Many game types didn't switch to 3D because it was so cool, but because it improved their dev-times, animating a 3d model is much easier than hand-drawing bitmap animation - and if you don't have stellar artists for the latter with high res, it's going to look worse on top too.

Python is thus a tremendous failure even if you want to do a railroaded pygame tutorial game. Get a free game engine and work on that.