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okay op, let's go over something:
are you retarded? seriously, what do you have open right now, right this minute? i'll give you a minute...
... give up? it's called a web browser. that right there is the future of everything that will be done on a computer. i'm about to tell you something that has been guarded for several generations, a power so great that one day you will be sending be blowjobs by email because you have been enlightened
Javascript
let's say that again: Javascript
this is the last thing you will ever need to learn. by 2015, Javascript will drive your game. it will drive your operating system. it will drive your hardware. it will drive your life
Javascript has innovated the programming world with unheard of features like closures, callbacks, and node.js. it has the fastest language implementation ever designed, readily kicking C right in its undefined nutsack.
use it. live it. love it.