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/g/ flood incoming

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 19:47

/g/ links to us as a text board now. Prepare yourselves

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 19:50

/prog/ disconnected (Excessive flood)

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 20:26

this board looks like shit, the only good thing about it is bbcode

why cant moot use the techchan.org format?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 22:07

>>3
if it looks like shit, you will do us a favor by leaving

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 2:50


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Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 3:52

>>1
You're late to the party bro. It's been like this for awhile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 4:31

Actually all of the /g/ flood is just me trolling.  The Sussman doesn't fall for it, but you do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 11:02

Not like this shitpile could get any worse

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 17:29

The reason I'm asking this question, is to see if anyone out there has had this happen to them. When I was growing up I never looked at men in a sexual way at all, but one day about 20yrs ago (41 now) while in college I was tired of jacking off the same old way, and thought of trying something new while jacking off this time. All my roommates were in class, so I had the apartment to myself, so I went into the refrigerator and got a carrot and slide it between my bunk bed frame & mattress leaving 3/4 of it hanging out over the edge of the bed. Then I got a little of lotion and got on my knee doggie style and started to jack off, at the same time sliding my asshole back slowly onto the carrot and letting it slide inside me. Well, to my complete shock & surprise the feel of the carrot up my ass and me stroking my cock was utter esctasy, and when I came, it was like Nigeria Falls of cum, it just kept shooting, and shooting gobbs of cum, then, it just dripped long, string like clear cum. I couldn't believe sex could feel so good, and I got scared. You all know why I'm sure, I didn't try doing this again for awhile because in the back of my mind, I knew if a carrot drove me crazy with estasy, my god, what would a warm fat cock, that I have no control over how hard, fast, and deep it could go into - just the thought of it made me hard and drip with pre-cum. I was so pissed with myself, because I experimented with that carrot, and now,I was looking at the prospect of actually taking it to the next step, and experiment with a man. I just wanted to see what it would be like, anyway it took me 7 long frustrating yrs after the carrot to get my first Fucking by a Man. And needless to say, that was it for me, I couldn't go back now, I had my first gay intercouse, and loved it beyond belief and it blew my mind. I had a girlfriend at the time, and shortly after that day, every time we had sex, I could only get hard if I thought about cock & balls, and I felt, I had no business fucking a woman now, because my sexual manhood had be taken by a man fucking up my ass and then cumming inside me. I surprising felt okay, with this feeling, almost proud in the fact of knowing a man has fucked me, and now my asshole has become a pussy. To make this long story short, it took another 8yrs of fight back and forth with "am I gay, Bi, or what", until last year 2000. I told myself, at the beginning of the year, that I would only have sex with men this year, and make a descion at the end of the year to see if this was just a fade and I just needed to get this out of my system. Well, Feb 5th, 2000, is the day I came to the self-realization I'm gay. Because, I met a wonderful gay man that was 54yrs old, well-hung Top with an 8 1/2" thick, cock and large balls over the internet on Yahoo. We met at a Motel 6 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm, he fucked me none-stop, 4yrs, putting me into all types of sexual positions, penetrarting deeper than I've ever been before, and just bascially taught me what its really like to be a Bottom. Up until this time, it was sex on the run, nothing long or as intense as this. Oh, he never came once, and always stayed hard, we took about a 40 min. break after the frist 4hrs. then our last session was a 3hrs pound fest, each position he put me into he fucked me as hard as he could, and hearing his large balls slap up against my sweaty ass, and the pain/pleasure he was giving me I knew, for sure without a doubt, that Today this man has for sure fucked me into becoming a gay man. I love women, but I can never have sex with them, and don't have the desire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 17:30

So, if any of you have read this far, what do you think?

I know, that if I never had experimented with that carrot in college, I would be straight now. (Possibly)?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 17:40

so like does existence precede essence or what?
che~ck my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 17:50

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 14:27

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 15:49

/Gabe plots cake/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 17:33

>>13
/Black goats pee/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 17:57

>>13-15
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 18:14

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 18:52

>>17
fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 18:53

Damn, I went to see what's all about /b/ and /g/ and now I suspect that policemen will be going to arrest me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 19:01

>>19
1. erase your cached data and cookies
2. run "dd if=/dev/zero of=dummy.bin" in your home directory; this should create a file that will expand until it overwrites all of the remaining space on your home partition; delete the resulting "dummy.bin" file
3. stop going to the imageboards.

if you're really paranoid, erase the firefox folder, move all of your data from /home to another partition, overwrite your /home partition with random data, then move your data back in place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 19:25

>>19
The correct thing to do is dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 19:44

dubs check incoming

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 20:14

>>22
consider them checked

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