How can I patent this?

wc -l access.text & wc -l access.text

I know blue ray managed to do something like this with encryption.

patents are harmful. don't patent anything

>>1 you mean like how $icrosoft patented SU? They also had this engiuas original!!?! idea of using a mouse and icons.

>>2
You can release patents. There helpful, just You can retain them too long to be useful in software.

I want to patent everything til the day they limit software patents to 5 years. I want to break the industry.

>>5
Oh, so the current software patents situation is a conspiracy to break the patent system?

>>5
Okay, Paul Allen

>>6 some of the knowingly already existing ideas, already existing stuff patented may be a conspiracy from some corporations. But hey if its legal to do why not.

>>8
They're doing it to make money. There's no conspiracy; they just do what any money making patent trolling entity would and patent everything, whether it exists or not. The brilliant thing about patent law is that they're written in sub-points. For you to infringe on the patent you just need to do sorta the same thing as one sub-point, but in order to do a prior art suit you need to prove that every single sub-point existed exactly as described before the patent was filed.

I patent design patterns, whatch the OO world burn.

check em dubs: patent pending

I want to patent a tube clogging script concept, that clogs the entire Internet via terminal script.

>>12
because the Internet is just a series of tubes.....

>>1

I want to patent "function", "int", "var", and "void"