Everybody hates Javascript

It's a fact: no one likes to code in Javascript, but it's the only programming language used by web browsers and new engines like V8 are fast as hell.
There are things like CoffeeScript and Fly to translate to JS, but translating one scripting language to another is shitty...

Let's say that you work on the Google Chrome Developers team and you can propose a new scripting language. There was another thread on /prog/ about using LISP, but let's be more realistic in this thread. The new language would be also implemented on V8.
So, what programming language would you propose?

Come on! Compile your favorite language to JS and shut up!