C-Based languages

C is an amazingly designed language.  It's beautiful, simple, elegant and fast.
Everything a well designed programming language should be.

C++ then came along and shit all over Dennis Ritchie's masterpiece.  Bjarne took a beautiful, simple, elegant and fast language. And kept shitting on it until all that was left was 'fast'.  Dennis should of beat the shit out of him for turning his work of art into an abomination.

Then Gosling came along, surveyed the turd that Bjarne had dropped, and attempted to clean it up.    He redesigned C++ to remove the crap and attain the elegance that C had.  Unfortunately, in his cleaning frenzy, he over-simplified the language and sacrificed speed.  In the name of simplicity he removed pointers, manual memory management,  generics, operator overloading and native code compilation.  A noble effort, but ultimately just as much of a failure as C++.

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Java is actually one of the fastest languages out there and it also has a very clear syntax. Using a fucklot of resources doesn't mean something is slow, but yes, it's a very bad thing. And objects are not even forced on you, only retarded code monkeys ``abstract" everything.

Java is slightly better than C++ for making small projects, as long as you don't fuck with the standard library.

So please stop pulling shit out of your anus, Java is not a complete failure.