Rate my Nigger class


class Nigger
{
  public function eat_watermelon()
  {
     watermelon = find_nearest("watermelon");
     eat(watermelon);
  }

  public function steal_bike()
  {
     bike = find_nearest("bike");
     steal(bike);
  }

  public function rape_white_women()
  {
     // implementation left as an exercise for the reader
  }
}

One Happy Nigga is gay tho, he rapes white men.


import static java.NiggerUtil.eat;
import static java.NiggerUtil.steal;
import static java.NiggerUtil.rape;

public class Nigger {
    public void eatWatermelon(Finder<Watermelon> finder) {
        Watermelon watermelon = finder.nearest();
        eat(watermelon);
    }

    public void stealBike(Finder<Bike> finder) {
        Bike bike = finder.nearest();
        steal(bike);
    }

    public void rapeWhiteWomen(Finder<WhiteWomen> finder) {
        WhiteWomen woman = finder.nearest();
        rape(woman);
    }
}

>>3
Enterprise!

class Nigger
{
  public function eat_watermelon()
  {
     eat(find_nearest("watermelon"));
  }

  public function steal_bike()
  {
     steal(find_nearest("bike"));
  }

  public function rape_white_women()
  {
     rape(find_nearest("white_women"));
  }
}

class Nigger [FAVORITE_FOOD, FAVORITE_TRANSPORT, FAVORITE_GENDER]

  feature
    eat
      do consume(find_nearest_food) end
    ride
      do steal(find_nearest_transport) end
    fuck
      do ride(find_nearest_sexy_thing) end

  feature {NONE}
    find_nearest_food : FAVORITE_FOOD
      require food_is_near
      do take_food
      ensure no_food_left end
    find_nearest_transport : FAVORITE_TRANSPORT
      require transport_is_near
      do take_transport
      ensure no_cops_saw_me end
    find_nearest_sexy_thing : FAVORITE_GENDER
      require sexy_thing_is_near
      do take_sexy_thing
      ensure sexy_thing_is_white end

end

Nice Nigger, but can you build a NiggerFactoryFactory?

OP is retarded

>>8
Someone's a coon

>>7
using System;

class Program
{
    class Watermelon
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Eat Watermelon";
            }
        }
    }

    class Rape
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Rape White Women";
            }
        }
    }

    class Bike
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Steal Bike";
            }
        }
    }
   
    class Welfare
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Collect Welfare Check";
            }
        }
    }

    static class NiggerFactory
    {
        public static Nigger GetNigger(string negro)
        {
            switch (negro.ToLower())
            {
                case "rape":
                    return new Rape();
                case "watermelon":
                    return new Watermelon();
                case "bike":
                    return new Bike();
                default:
                    return new Welfare();
            }
        }
    }
   
    static class NiggerFactoryFactory
    {
        public static Nigger GetNiggerFromFactory(string coon)
        {
            return NiggerFactory.GetNigger(coon)
        }
    }

    static void Main()
    {
        Nigger nigger = NiggerFactoryFactory.GetNiggerFromFactory("rape");
        Console.Write("Today Tyrone will, {0}", nigger.NiggerAct);
    }
}

dubz

>>10
not bad

>>10
Forgot to make an interface called Nigger and have all your actions inherit from it where

class Program
{
    interface Nigger
    {
        public string NiggerAct { get; }
    }
 
    class Watermelon : Nigger
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Eat Watermelon";
            }
        }
    }

    class Rape : Nigger
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Rape White Women";
            }
        }
    }

    class Bike : Nigger
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Steal Bike";
            }
        }
    }
  
    class Welfare : Nigger
    {
        public string NiggerAct
        {
            get
            {
                return "Collect Welfare Check";
            }
        }
    }

    static class NiggerFactory
    {
        public static Nigger GetNigger(string negro)
        {
            switch (negro.ToLower())
            {
                case "rape":
                    return new Rape();
                case "watermelon":
                    return new Watermelon();
                case "bike":
                    return new Bike();
                default:
                    return new Welfare();
            }
        }
    }
  
    static class NiggerFactoryFactory
    {
        public static Nigger GetNiggerFromFactory(string coon)
        {
            return NiggerFactory.GetNigger(coon)
        }
    }

    static void Main()
    {
        Nigger nigger = NiggerFactoryFactory.GetNiggerFromFactory("rape");
        Console.Write("Today Tyrone will, {0}", nigger.NiggerAct);
    }
}

Now your Nigger code compiles...

*African American

>>14
*Nigger American

>>14,15
*American

>>16
*Nigger

>>16,17
redundant

*American American


class Nigger {
  extends Human;
}

Discuss.

>>20

class Nigger extends ProtoHumanSavage
{
//...
};

>>20
Niggers aren't human. Indo-Europeans and East-Asians didn't descend from Haplogroups A or B as previously thought. The "Out of Africa Origin" theory is dead. Sub-Saharan Africans are hybrids between downstream archaic α and β Homo Sapien haplogroups hybridized with Homo Heidelbergensis/Rhodensis.

Recent Genode Wide Association Studies confirm this. We can thank modern super computing for saving us from the current zeitgeist of neo-Marxist equality.

http://www.scirp.org/journal/PaperInformation.aspx?paperID=19566
http://www.edge.org/conversation/rethinking-out-of-africa

>>22
What about autists? Are they human or an entirely different species?

>>23
Autism is caused by a smaller subset of genes than those that define race, species, and genus.

Autism is more prevalent in Western Europeans, who are derived from Haplogroup CT and Homo Neanderthal hybridization.

Recently (as in, just last week), certain genes involved with brain volume and autism were discovered.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22729224
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/247396.php

This ties in with last year's discovery of another gene also responsible for cranial volume, intelligence, and certain brain disorders.

Larger cranial volume is directly tied with increased intelligence, and intelligence is mostly heritable. We are not all equal.

http://www.nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/full/mp201185a.html
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/ng.2250.html
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/ng.2237.html
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/309/5741/1717.abstract
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/international-team-uncovers-new-231989.aspx
https://gene.sfari.org/GeneDetail/CNTNAP2#HG

Of interest is the CNTNAP2 genes.

Here we can see that the rs10784502 (T allele) variant of the CNTNAP2 gene associated with increased cranial volume has a greater frequency in East-Asian and Indo-European populations, and less in most African populations:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/SNP/snp_ref.cgi?rs=rs10784502

So increased levels of intelligence within a given race also come with the cost of increased frequency of autism.

public class Nigger extends American
{
}

Now do you understand?

>>23
sapien/neanderthal hybrid

>>22,24
I love you.

>>22
It means they're different humans, not that they're not human at all.

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Here's my Nigger class.

public class Nigger extends Ape implements Thief, Rapist {
    private String name;
    private List<Object> inventory;
    private int hunger;
   
    public Nigger() {
        this.name = "Nigger Joe";
        this.inventory = new List<>();
        this.hunger = 100; 
    }

    public Nigger(String name) {
        this.name = name;
        this.inventory = new List<>();
        this.hunger = 100;
    }

    @Override
    public void eat(Food food) {
        super.eat(food);
        System.out.println(this.name + " has consumed " + food.getName() + ".");
        hunger -= food.fillValue();
    }

    @Override
    public void steal(Person victim, Object item) {
        victim.removeItem(item);
        System.out.println(this.name + " stole " + item + " from " + victim.getName() + "!");
        inventory.add(item);
    }

    @Override
    public void rape(Person victim) {
        System.out.println(this.name + " rapes the closest white women, " + victim.getName() + "!"); // No chance of escape or survival. It just kinda happens.
    }
}

How'd I do?

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